Jokes / Joke du jour!

I think it's a spelling error, actually.

Meh.

Hahaha

Thanks. Any other grammatical errors you'd like to correct?

No. Your good.

A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.

For example:

I ate my friend’s lunch.

I ate my friend’s colon.

I guess it's still funny ;-)

Godammit.

well, if there were any laughs there to be had, @itsbruce has rectum

As promised:

I had a lousy holiday last summer. It was my fault though, I mis-read the brochure and spent a week going round the Norfolk b-roads.

Eagerly awaiting a native UK person to explain this one to me.

That's not Muhammed, or is it?

The Norfolk Broads are an are of wetlands in Norfolk that people visit for pleasure.

B-roads are small roads.

Love the theremin joke. Stolen.

Ah. Thanks!

Cheers dude!!!

I was at a loss on that too!

My grandad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed.

He said, “It’s always worth spending extra money on good speakers”.
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I walked through the cemetery this morning and saw some bloke hiding behind a Gravestone. I called out, “morning”

And he replied, “No, I’m having a shit”.

Hasbro are really suffering financially
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They have announced redundancies across the board

I don't get it

They're a board game manufacturer

Oh, I thought they were best known for action figures

Boss: Do you know why I've called you in here?
Me: IS IT BECAUSE OF THE MEGAPHONE?

hahahaha

morning

Hahaha

I went to an Italian restaurant yesterday and had pasta cooked straight out of the eighth circle of hell.

It was al Dante.

All car dealerships have re-opened apart from BMW.

A spokesman was asked when they would open but they gave no indication.