Jokes / Joke du jour!

Posted on Mon 3rd, December 2007

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• #8376

salad

What's red, and sounds like a parrot?

Carrot.
• #8377

Chaley

A priest, a rabbi and a duck walks into a bar and the duck quacks ouch…
• #8378

Drakien

Me: that's a great accent where are you from?
Them: I'm Liberian.
Me (whispering): _{oh sorry, that's a great accent, where are you from?}
• #8379

JAH-tim

Two television aerial installer friends of mine have just tied the knot
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The ceremony was alright but the reception was excellent
• #8380

bigshape

why are tree surgeons so dull?
because their job's arboring.
• #8381

EB

I was inducted by Aliens, but I failed the probe-aitionary period....
• #8382

AlexD in reply to @salad

This is rage-bait, surely?!
• #8383

William.

why did the nautilus get in trouble
because they told a nautili

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