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Finally got something to contribute to this incredible thread:
Taken from http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Candy-Sugarless-5-Pound/product-reviews/B000EVQWKC/ref=sr_1_8_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1"1.0 out of 5 stars Just don't. Unless it's a gift for someone you hate., October 3, 2012
By C. Torok - See all my reviews
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This review is from: Haribo Gummy Candy, Sugarless Gummy Bears, 5-Pound Bag (Grocery)
Oh man...words cannot express what happened to me after eating these. The Gummi Bear "Cleanse". If you are someone that can tolerate the sugar substitute, enjoy. If you are like the dozens of people that tried my order, RUN!First of all, for taste I would rate these a 5. So good. Soft, true-to-taste fruit flavors like the sugar variety...I was a happy camper.
BUT (or should I say BUTT), not long after eating about 20 of these all hell broke loose. I had a gastrointestinal experience like nothing I've ever imagined. Cramps, sweating, bloating beyond my worst nightmare. I've had food poisoning from some bad shellfish and that was almost like a skip in the park compared to what was going on inside me.
Then came the, uh, flatulence. Heavens to Murgatroyd, the sounds, like trumpets calling the demons back to Hell...the stench, like 1,000 rotten corpses vomited. I couldn't stand to stay in one room for fear of succumbing to my own odors.
But wait; there's more. What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. 100% liquid. Flammable liquid. NAPALM. It was actually a bit humorous (for a nanosecond)as it was just beyond anything I could imagine possible.
AND IT WENT ON FOR HOURS.
I felt violated when it was over, which I think might have been sometime in the early morning of the next day. There was stuff coming out of me that I ate at my wedding in 2005.
I had FIVE POUNDS of these innocent-looking delicious-tasting HELLBEARS so I told a friend about what happened to me, thinking it HAD to be some type of sensitivity I had to the sugar substitute, and in spite of my warnings and graphic descriptions, she decided to take her chances and take them off my hands.
Silly woman. All of the same for her, and a phone call from her while on the toilet (because you kinda end up living in the bathroom for a spell) telling me she really wished she would have listened. I think she was crying.
Her sister was skeptical and suspected that we were exaggerating. She took them to work, since there was still 99% of a 5 pound bag left. She works for a construction company, where there are builders, roofers, house painters, landscapers, etc. Lots of people who generally have limited access to toilets on a given day. I can't imagine where all of those poor men (and women) pooped that day. I keep envisioning men on roofs, crossing their legs and trying to decide if they can make it down the ladder, or if they should just jump.
If you order these, best of luck to you. And please, don't post a video review during the aftershocks."
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Is that Peter North behind that bird?
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Why was Uhuru upset?
Because William Shatner.
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How did he get access to my wedding photos?
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"Someone posted a picture of a guy covered in shit, sucking a dildo covered in shit whilst reaching under a table and holding his cock.
I reported it so I guess either the poster (Machine) deleted it or Velocio did. Not what I really wanted to see before breakfast or ever."
"How did he get access to my wedding photos?"
Sounds sick... Now I missed snotter's wedding and I never saw the said picture myself, so I couldn't possibly comment on that specifically. I am however somewhat puzzled that that sort of shit could possibly offend you when posted in this particular thread.
I'm not suggesting you were wrong to report it, like I said I never actually saw the picture. I'm merely surprised that anything of that nature would shock you in this context, much like I'm surprised that someone so relatively sensitive to the subject at hand, would actually choose to read the Foffa thread for Saturday morning entertainment. Just saying...
*Ducks and cover.
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Oxford St as well!
FOFFA x TOPMAN Bike Competition - YouTube
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Well that was nice.
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No matter what you may think of foffa the brand or foffa the person or the previous mechanics who may have had quite a lot to do with the forums hatred of them, you have to admire the guy for his marketing skill, and tbh business sense.
I'm impressed.Bikes still are fucking terrible though, but it doesn't matter too much as they probably aren't ridden....
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Foffa is certainly great at flooding the interwebs with bullshit about himself and his company.Himself being a bespoke/manufacturer/builder/research and development entrepreneur.First he jumped on the fixie bandwagon and when it looked like the fixie/singlespeed bubble was going to burst.His skill at R&D kicked in and he launched GEARS.The FOFFA website now seems too be Hemorrhaging geared flatbar bikes at heavily discounted prices...already quoted on here by someone else to be still overpriced though reduced in price.At the end of the day Dani Foffa came on here and tried to treat us like a bunch of mugs just like his customers
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That was actually you, wasn't it luci?