For Sale: Foffa Single Speed Custom-built bicycle

Or post 4 posts above yours was earlier..

Im on my way to collect a wheel and need to shit badly.. Last night I drank extremely much so todays dump smells very bad. Im considering to ask to use the sellers toilet but not sure if thats a great idea...

Pick up some WC spray in the local shop? ;)

Just finished half a carton of this, had the other half last night.

Hello internal hemorrhaging...

FOFFA.... BLACK FRIDAY SALE...ITS MORE LIKE A FOFFA FIRE SALE LMAO...Dani Foffa has finally realised that hes flooded the market with overpriced average bikes with his gimmicks of mixing bar tape and frame/fork colours and now he cant give his bikes away.And why the black friday discount code,hes had a sale on for weeks...more gimmicks i suppose.

Foffa Ciao, from £500
One of the newest bike brands on the block – and a success story based purely on the bike boom. Vintage-bike nut Dani Foffa started working on old bikes in 2007 from his tiny flat in east London while keeping his day job in the City. A couple of years later he quit and teamed up with trendy photographer Tyson Sadlo to create Foffa bikes. Since then they've launched four models including the Ciao, which is designed to be the optimum commuter bike. It's light, comfortable, durable and compact and, like all the Foffa range, can be customised in any way you want from a range of artist-designed stickers and paint jobs. What better way to stand out from the Lycra loons?

See you create the MYTH/LEGEND and when the FOFFA bike bubble burst...the shit hits the FOFFA black friday/fire sale fan

This bit makes me cringe so much:

Vintage-bike nut Dani Foffa started working on old bikes in 2007 from his tiny flat in east London while keeping his day job in the City.

What a hero.

normally the bullshit starts " Dani Foffa started his passion working on vintage bikes from his tiny flat whilst keeping his day job in the City of London" on most of his stockists. but they missed out the word passion Dani Foffa loves that word passion.youve just got to look at that SUPER RARE MK1 FOFFA pic in this thread to realise how passionate he is about building bikes...What a cunt

Whatever you say about him, I gotta admit that he is a great businessman.

Machine,could he or has he sold you a bike.Hes such a good businessman,create and unipack have headhunted him to be their new
Research and Development technical advisor

The review of the foffa bike lfgss members indicated the bike was shit.

Whatever you say about him, I gotta admit that he is a cunt who rips off people who don't know what to look for

ftfy

I don't know where to start. Deep fried cheese, calzone, 'thanksgiving' dinner a la napolitano, wine, grappa, whisky, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, water, parmesan aubergines, octopus salad, coffee, coffee, water, EPIC dinner, wine wine wine, pasta, fish, gelato, coffee, grappa.

Most massive, pungent shit to ever besmirch the altar of the porcelain god.

Like a subaquatic godzilla.

This is to Naples as the Big Boy was to Hiroshima. Consequences will never be the same. Vesuvius might erupt just to try and scour the smell from its sulphurous gullies.

And all the while I thought of Foffa, and the loafer wearing cunts that push them along the pavement.

Black Friday indeed.

^Eloquent. Is 'ello cunt' a greeting to Dani? Is 'countryside' murdering him?

ftfy

Thats what businessmen do these days.

I've been pukeshitting for the last 12 hours. My arse is in tatters and my stomach feels like a bunch of goth eels are having a party in it.

And yet. Whilst researching all the possible ills I'm enduring I stumble on a near carbon copy of the foffa thread on the NHS website.

Chucklechuckle*pukeshit*chuckle...

still. it would be nice to stop now. enough is enough. i'm tired and dehydrated and I want to sleep without fear of waking up in a swamp.

All_is_Well said on 15 February 2013
OMG! It started on Wednesday afternoon. I had felt a little queezy shortly after dinner but put that down to piggin' out on fish and chips! At that point I wished I could be sick to get rid of feeling queezy but once it started it didn't stop! In normal circumstances once you are sick you start feeling better because you've 'got rid of it' but there was no let-up.

On the third occasion of having my head down the toilet I was absolutely dismayed to find that whilst being sick I was having bad diarrhoea all over the bathroom floor. This was diarrhoea on an epic scale! I thought I had just wet myself with being sick but it wasn't!! After another episode of being over the toilet and filling my pants I decided that it was going to be a very costly experience in having to buy a whole new set of underwear - I then sat on the toilet whilst being sick in my daughter's step which we used when she was little!!

In between the bouts of sickness I returned to bed shivering and aching in my legs. I didn't know what to do with myself. The night was the longest ever with severe thirst but I didn't want to drink anything because it came straight back up. I saw every hour and was completely exhausted. My daughter read online that I needed to keep my fluids up if I didn't want to end up in hospital. I took very small sips of water because I was terrified of being sick. The sickness stopped after about 8 hours, but my stomach cramps and loose bowel movements continued the next day. Small tasks around the house leave me feeling totally exhausted. It is now Saturday and I am feeling okay but not myself. Extremely tired.

Wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy. Never had anything like it in my life and never want it again!!.

http://www.nhs.uk/conditions/norovirus/Pages/Introduction.aspx

let's buy this and smash it to pieces on youtube

http://www.gumtree.com/p/for-sale/foffa-prima-single-speed-bike-with-lights-and-lock/1040042395

I'll throw in a tenner if you make it happen

Just let me ride it into a wall or something.

Just let me ride it.

Fixed.