For Sale: Foffa Single Speed Custom-built bicycle

come on, get back on topic

K

http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/Cambridge/Angry-dog-walker-75-tips-poo-over-Cambridge-University-lecturer-for-cycling-too-close-to-her-by-the-Cambridgeshire-Guided-Busway-20131111055250.htm#ixzz2kKmMipaN

As mentioned ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

She got dun by the cops.

K

http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/Cambridge/Angry-dog-walker-75-tips-poo-over-Cambridge-University-lecturer-for-cycling-too-close-to-her-by-the-Cambridgeshire-Guided-Busway-20131111055250.htm#ixzz2kKmMipaN

As mentioned ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

She got dun by the cops.

"powerful bikes"
wac

"My dog ate a roll of bin liners. He's been picking up his own poo for the past week"

/attachments/76216

1 Attachment

That's a shit joke

^correct

^+1

http://www.celebritynetworth.com/articles/entertainment-articles/the-most-embarrassing-private-jet-flight-of-all-time/

hahaha
quality!
more, please

http://shittystories.com/

http://m.bikeradar.com/news/article/win-a-classic-foffa-bike-with-bikeradar-recommends-38994/ what can you say?

what can you say?
Whatever you want. In the comments...

http://m.bikeradar.com/news/article/win-a-classic-foffa-bike-with-bikeradar-recommends-38994/ what can you say?

I stopped reading at "top quality urban bikes..."

^^HAHA you beat me to it!!

http://www.bikeradar.com/news/article/win-a-classic-foffa-bike-with-bikeradar-recommends-38994

Btw...
User Comments Showing 3 comments:

bennoui72
Posted Wed, 13 Nov 2013 17:21:17 GMT
good

geoffwickens
Posted Wed, 13 Nov 2013 20:27:04 GMT Flag as inappropriate
would love to win the geared bike

klep
Posted Thu, 14 Nov 2013 17:15:15 GMT
SO bad

Overzealous moderation?

Dibs...oh wait

Foffa's are just fucking shite.

look at the state of that fucking thing though. If it was an animal lying by the side of the road I'd stamp on its head and put it out its misery.

I'd just let it die as slowly as Dani's credibility has.

You'd think after all this time he might have learned how to put a bike together in a visual sense rather than just as an exercise in basic cost/price addition. I mean. You can argue all you want about quality (well, you can try...) but they are fucking stinking looking contraptions. And that's being kinder than a Belgian paedo at an all you can eat waffle buffet.

1st prize, 1 Foffa bike
2nd prize 2 Foffa bikes
3rd prize 3 Foffa bikes
and so on

Btw...
User Comments Showing 3 comments:

bennoui72
Posted Wed, 13 Nov 2013 17:21:17 GMT
good

geoffwickens
Posted Wed, 13 Nov 2013 20:27:04 GMT Flag as inappropriate
would love to win the geared bike

klep
Posted Thu, 14 Nov 2013 17:15:15 GMT
SO bad

Machine aka klep

Who wants to buy it when I win, $50.

Finally got something to contribute to this incredible thread:
Taken from http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Candy-Sugarless-5-Pound/product-reviews/B000EVQWKC/ref=sr_1_8_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1

"1.0 out of 5 stars Just don't. Unless it's a gift for someone you hate., October 3, 2012
By C. Torok - See all my reviews
(REAL NAME)
Amazon Verified Purchase(What's this?)
This review is from: Haribo Gummy Candy, Sugarless Gummy Bears, 5-Pound Bag (Grocery)
Oh man...words cannot express what happened to me after eating these. The Gummi Bear "Cleanse". If you are someone that can tolerate the sugar substitute, enjoy. If you are like the dozens of people that tried my order, RUN!

First of all, for taste I would rate these a 5. So good. Soft, true-to-taste fruit flavors like the sugar variety...I was a happy camper.

BUT (or should I say BUTT), not long after eating about 20 of these all hell broke loose. I had a gastrointestinal experience like nothing I've ever imagined. Cramps, sweating, bloating beyond my worst nightmare. I've had food poisoning from some bad shellfish and that was almost like a skip in the park compared to what was going on inside me.

Then came the, uh, flatulence. Heavens to Murgatroyd, the sounds, like trumpets calling the demons back to Hell...the stench, like 1,000 rotten corpses vomited. I couldn't stand to stay in one room for fear of succumbing to my own odors.

But wait; there's more. What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. 100% liquid. Flammable liquid. NAPALM. It was actually a bit humorous (for a nanosecond)as it was just beyond anything I could imagine possible.

AND IT WENT ON FOR HOURS.

I felt violated when it was over, which I think might have been sometime in the early morning of the next day. There was stuff coming out of me that I ate at my wedding in 2005.

I had FIVE POUNDS of these innocent-looking delicious-tasting HELLBEARS so I told a friend about what happened to me, thinking it HAD to be some type of sensitivity I had to the sugar substitute, and in spite of my warnings and graphic descriptions, she decided to take her chances and take them off my hands.

Silly woman. All of the same for her, and a phone call from her while on the toilet (because you kinda end up living in the bathroom for a spell) telling me she really wished she would have listened. I think she was crying.

Her sister was skeptical and suspected that we were exaggerating. She took them to work, since there was still 99% of a 5 pound bag left. She works for a construction company, where there are builders, roofers, house painters, landscapers, etc. Lots of people who generally have limited access to toilets on a given day. I can't imagine where all of those poor men (and women) pooped that day. I keep envisioning men on roofs, crossing their legs and trying to decide if they can make it down the ladder, or if they should just jump.

If you order these, best of luck to you. And please, don't post a video review during the aftershocks."
I was driven to tears by this!!!!!!!