What was your worst/standard punishment as a child?

I got a cheeky spank when I was playing up, never did me any harm. I FUCKING LOVE KIDS AND CAN'T WAIT TO GET MY HANDS ON ONE.

We've been trying the naughty dub-step.

The kids sit on the stairs and are forced to endure phatt beats for five minutes.

No puddings is a winner for my little lad.

It breaks his heart to be parted from jam roly poly.

We've been trying the naughty dub-step.

The kids sit on the stairs and are forced to endure phatt beats for five minutes.

Fucking ace!

Spelling mistakes are the worst form of torture. Discus.

I should be beaten, shouldn't I.

standsonnaughtystep

No puddings is a winner for my little lad.
It breaks his heart to be parted from jam roly poly.

So, what happens when he's 12 and beating the shit out of his younger brother?

"Stop or you won't get ice cream" isn't gonna cut it.

So, what happens when he's 12 and beating the shit out of his younger brother?

"Stop or you won't get ice cream" isn't gonna cut it.

If he starts fights I'll take away his wank mags.

That'll learn him.

Not at all. Not one little bit. Where I grew up, all kids are smacked for doing wrong.

Could your opinion be coloured, in some way, just maybe, by your affection for your grandfather?

we were made to sit on the naughty steppenwolf, mind you we were born to be wild…

Rape

If we where bad, we had to spend the night which out 'Uncle'.

So, what happens when he's 12 and beating the shit out of his younger brother?

"Stop or you won't get ice cream" isn't gonna cut it.

i got the odd smack as a lad... meh.

It all changed the day I punched my Dad back. He fell backwards over the sofa. Sat up, bloody nose. Never laid a hand on me after that..

I was going to say I was gang-raped when I was naughty but thought better of it.

DAMN me for being a pussy!

this is a really weird thread

My dad used to be locked in the coal-shed by an uncle of his, and now he's now severely claustrophobic; I've seen him flip out in a locked room, going mental. The effects of punishment can all too easily impair the lives of those on the end of it.

i got the odd smack as a lad... meh.

It all changed the day I punched my Dad back. He fell backwards over the sofa. Sat up, bloody nose. Never laid a hand on me after that..

Things like that make me smile.

I so wish I'd done that.

But it's ok, he wasn't smacked.

Far be it for me to censor you, but making light of something like that is pretty grim, given the context of this thread.

You can't censor me buddy boy!

Things like that make me smile.

I so wish I'd done that.

It was kind of sad, the look on his face. A realisation that I could hit back proper. Think I was 14.

Not at all. Not one little bit. Where I grew up, all kids are smacked for doing wrong.

Still doesn't make it right.

It was kind of sad, the look on his face. A realisation that I could hit back proper. Think I was 14.

I bet it was terrible, at the time.

But who learned the bigger lesson - you or your dad?

Him, I bet.

I bet it was terrible, at the time.

But who learned the bigger lesson - you or your dad?

Him, I bet.

Mos def

Where I grew up, all women were belted for misdemeanours…

as long as it's kids it's alright tho…

Where I grew up, all women were belted for misdemeanours…

as long as it's kids it's alright tho…

Exactly.
Well put.

I remember the last time I had an argument with my mum, it was about 9 years ago, she called me a cunt then slapped my face, it was thrilling. Been tight as a gnats ever since.

I'm pretty sure BDW appreciates that different countries have different cultures, and just because they're different doesn't have to make them worse. Indeed, to foreigners, witnessing kids telling their mums to Fuck Off....whilst arguing on the bus, makes such foreigners feel rather superior.