What was your worst/standard punishment as a child?

Agree.

You'd chat, have a bit of a cry perhaps... then check your watch.
And get a quick hand shandy.

then a cheese sandwich. bliss.

then a cheese sandwich. bliss.

Is that what you call a fag, or a smoke, these days? I can't keep up with the lingo. :(

At work they say, "I'm just going out for some fresh air". Oh the irony. Next week it'll be a cheese sandwich.

As someone currently on holiday with my parents for the first time in 15 years, iI would say that 'being asked to come on holiday with my parents at the age of 33' is just about the worst most punishment they've ever unwittingly meted out to me. 15 years since I left home and as a happy, well adjusted independent adult I can finally see that all that childhood and adolescent misery wasn't my fault. They really are terrible to be stuck with. Not bad, not evil... Just miserable, angry, hate filled, bitter, passive aggressive, have a propensity for making you feel guilty and responsible for their own misery, anger, hate and passive aggressiveness. So far these last 3 days have been about as much as i can take. I cannot wait to get the fuck out of here and away from them. For so long I thought it was somehow my fault that I couldn't have the relationship with my parents that wanted... Or that other people seemed to have. Now I know it wasn't my fault.

velo libre read my post correctly,instead of shouting FUCKING BULLSHIT

Agree.

You'd chat, have a bit of a cry perhaps... then check your watch.
And get a quick hand shandy.

then a cheese sandwich. bliss.

Make sure she washes hands first

That's right.

We wouldn't want a prostitute making a cheese sandwich with wanky fingers, would we?

Health and safety

"Mmm...this is a lovely sandwich, Trixy! What did you put in it?"
"Knuckle glitter."

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