I've never 'got'

I don't get...

This modern habit of having a stag do well in advance of the wedding.
I'v already taken the whole weekend off to goto your sodding wedding at the end of the month, are you seriously asking me to take another day off to go and play fucking paintball? Knob off mate.

I like it that way, you get time to recover between drinking sessions.

I don't get people getting married

Nice on food and stuff.

I don't get people getting married

Tax breaks, innit.

I don't get people getting married

This

Visas.

Britain was full of the Welsh before the Romans came, every day a cacophony of male voice choirs and people with excessively short hair saying things like "there's lovely". brrrrr.

because folks, casual racism is the BEST form of racism.

Welshist or Italianist?

take your pick.

Yeah you're right, they're both a set of cunts

Yeah you're right, they're both a set of cunts

Liverpool v Everton encapsulated...

Oldham v Rochdale surely?

Blackpool v Preston

because folks, casual racism is the BEST form of racism.

It was a study in casual, wasn't it? :-)

to be honest Chris is probably completely right, whereas I was just sort of making it up on the spot, based on sound evidence from Mel Brooks, Monty Python and the Carry On team.

I will say with regard to the romans, that I grew up in a part of the country that still isn't anywhere near as civilised or advanced as the Romans were 2000 years ago.

going out with this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-o15Xmaz2A&feature=related

I will say with regard to the romans, that I grew up in a part of the country that still isn't anywhere near as civilised or advanced as the Romans were 2000 years ago.

I didn't realise that you were a Brummie.

Commiserations...

I don't get reggae.

I'm too rock and roll. I never got marraige... But, I kinda do now.

Ha! I've never said I don't like "heavy" rock (whatever it is). I just think, that Dio is bit weak.

And you can't compare it to the whole reggae genre. It's just too much. Lovers rock, rockers, rocksteady, ska, dub, dancehall, ragga, roots..

Some aspects of reggae, like versions, mc-ing, diy recordings are - nomen omen - the root of modern music, from punk to dance.

As for Modern Music the only albums I have thought were any good in the last 11 years have 2 comedy Albums (Dethalbum and Pick of Destiny) and Two Rap Albums Deltron 3030 and Dr Octagon.

You take your shit far too seriously and generalise to much.
Look, there's nothing to be scared of - just some guys who want to have fun and beat the boredom of ghetto life:

YouTube- Little Kirk Davis Live at Wha Dat (12 years old)

YouTube- cutty ranks sleng teng riddim

Yes I can compare it to the whole Reggae Genre , because about 4 or 5 guys basically created Metal and Heavy Rock (one of those being Dio) and the other being Ozzy and Sabbath ...

Who says I am scared? ... it is just boring and I don't like it. What is there to get?

As for me being Serious ... I am serious all the time .. I like being serious and technical because I am that way inclined mate ... however I am also the biggest joker at work and most of my best mates know me to play the fool ... I don't do this shit on an internet forum ... because I make some surreal joke and every fucker ignores you.

people debating each others musical taste or lack there off.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_KWlNTAW7A&feature=related

people debating each others musical taste or lack there off.

Too bad ... I like an argument, he started by making a twatty comment and he gets me full guns a blazing ... his fault not mine .... Here is an Argument that vaguely involves Dio.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmU7FshBwgg"]YouTube-
Tenacious D feat Dio - kickapoo[/ame]

I didn't realise that you were a Brummie.

Commiserations...

Worse. Suffolk and Norfolk.

Mancrush on Dio...

Apparently he is "Naked in the rain" ... so you might get to see a full frontal

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxyyQNsIk_4"]YouTube-
DIO - Naked in the Rain (San Antonio TX, 1988)[/ame]