Please report dangerous drivers to the police - Roadsafe. Report to plod, not just whinge here.

inner tubes are flammable?

I have the perfect method of revenge. Feel free to PM me.

inner tubes are flammable?

Yeah we use them to light fires when it's really cold , they give off a ton of nasty black smoke though

I have the perfect method of revenge. Feel free to PM me.

Blender, prawns, milk, stored somewhere warm then poured in the air vent?

About as accurate as you could've possibly been. Well done - have some rep!

I've never indulged these fantasies you understand, but I've entertained them when a NISSAN THUNDERBOLT COCK WARRIOR SPUNK WAGON has passed so close it's clearly bullying. There is one called WARRIOR I think, I think there might be one called ENFORCER.

I've never indulged these fantasies you understand, but I've entertained them when a NISSAN THUNDERBOLT COCK WARRIOR SPUNK WAGON has passed so close it's clearly bullying. There is one called WARRIOR I think, I think there might be one called ENFORCER.

Lots of places to hide raw prawns on either, mind

Did anyone else see the silly woman in the brown Nissan depresso-mobile trying to force her way past all the cyclists down Railton Rd and then on to the junction at Brixton Police station at about 8.30 this morning?

Turns out telling already angry women to "calm yourself down" doesn't really work and tends to just inflame the situation. Still, WAC.

Yep, I saw her and the resultant discussion between two wheeled bredren.
Definite trend with people trying to get to work/school getting angry with cyclists

Yeah, a nice chap with glasses stopped to chat to her after I had done but I got a bit irritated when he said: "If cyclists do something wrong...." Because we hadn't.

We kissed and made up a bit further down the road!

speaking of railton road - has anyone noticed that the Dogstar beer dray lorry no longer parks up in the ASL outside of prescribed loading times every cunting wednesday?

"We kissed and made up a bit further down the road!"

That's nice !!
Was he the guy with clip on ear phone/headphone things? I was chatting to him a bit after the incident, seemed like a pleasant rational chap.

I really cant be bothered getting arsey first thing in the morning, I save my rage for the homeward stretch

I'm not in favour of vandalising cars- it's a sign of weakness.

If you are going to do it- do it properly, tuck some firelighters under a wheel and torch the vehicle.

Very hard to knock a cyclist off if the vehicle in question has settled into the tarmac in a ball of fire.

Was he the guy with clip on ear phone/headphone things? I was chatting to him a bit after the incident, seemed like a pleasant rational chap.

Can't recall seeing earphones. But he was a nice chap just a bit too keen to give ground on fault during the discussion IMO. Perhaps a bit more diplomatic than I'm prepared to be in those situations!

Doesn't help that my Glasgow accent always sounds a bit more aggressive than intended.

That's funny, I thought I heard the word "Scottish" in the discussion!!
Does that count as racism? : )

BN08VRG - "You're not even dressed like a cyclist!" - YouTube

"go get your cycling gear on then talk to me"

" you need to cycle on the left of the road don't you know the law"

meanwhile speeding, the wrong way round a roundabout, and on the phone

fucking hell

Is it absolutely necessary for him to talk to the driver thought?

Definitely not. She was in traffic, he could have twatted her wing mirror off and got away easily.

He's not chosen a good frame for the youtube still. She looks really concerned. Or confused.

He's not a real cyclist...

Clearly he should just have reported her rather than engage in and argument going through traffic. She's still a cunt though.

You're all giving her a hard time, but she has a good point: he didn't even have proper cycling clothes on. I mean, he wasn't even dressed as a cyclist.

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=138473103009765&set=vb.266476893466570&type=2&theater

How the fuck did that happen?

You're all giving her a hard time, but she has a good point: he didn't even have proper cycling clothes on. I mean, he wasn't even dressed as a cyclist.

It's true, I have to dress as Paul de Vivie every morning or take the bus