Interesting/unusual/rare/odd experiences/visits/tales

Was that because you shared similar views on God?

I convinced a documentary film student to make her senior project movie about me. I was drunk, I don't know what I told her.

I've eaten breakfast cooked by the heat of the Earth's core. Eggs soft boiled in a geyser and bread baked overnight by burying it in soil nearby. Also had rotten sharkmeat on the same trip.

Iceland; one hell of a country, one hell of a diet.

no no don't start up with the religion bollocks again please keep in in the mosque thread where it belongs

played squash on a court in spain right after leonard rossiter had finshed a 30 minute work out

Ooh, and puffin (don't hate me, it was delicious).

I once removed a leech from a Nepali boys nose ! I didn't put it up there honest !

Was that because you shared similar views on God?

it's actually because we are both in a Cult that bows to Satan.

close though

it's actually because we are both in a Cult that bows to Satan.

close though

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Bob and Peaches Geldoff took the dog in my avatar for a walk down the Kings Road about 15 years ago.....he was never quite right again.

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the very same.

Sir Alan Sugar stole a can of coke directly from my hand and said "i'll have that"
I have lots of interesting tales from my time in TV.

I once knocked the poet and critic Al Alvarez out of a poker tournament that I went on to win, and he said about the final stage 'that was the best display of heads-up play I've seen for years'.

Hugh Fearnley Whittingballs once introduced me to a table of publishers as 'this is ****: she's big and she's sexy'.

:(

I've done fuck all :(

My sister was in the audience of "The Price is Right" once though. Mum still has the sticky name tag on the fridge.

Smoked crack with Courtney Love.....

Sir Alan Sugar stole a can of coke directly from my hand and said "i'll have that"

Context?

i got off the ferry from Fishgaurd to Rosslair having slept in a cabin just behind the middle lifts on deck 3. a family were killed by engine fumes coming into the cabin on the return journey.
i can't find any details on the net as it was in the mid 80's but remember seeing the deck plan in the paper the next day.

Context?

I was walking down a hall way in the studio, he was walking the other way - he literally took it out of my hand as we passed and said the immortal lines!

I once jumped a small set of stairs in front of a library on my bmx when I was younger, was going way too fast, and ended up riding through a huge glass window straight into the Library...thankfully I escaped only with bruised balls (from "mounting" the stem pretty rapidly), and a piece of glass an inch or so long stuck in the back of my left leg :)

The Library was closed thank fuck!

Similar Story:
I was at my friends mother's house one weekend, riding motorbikes around in their paddocks (she trains his horses). His mother and his sister were in their lounge room watching telly. Their lounge room had one of those massive sliding glass doors, which was open.
I thought it would be the funniest thing the world has ever seen to ride down to the house, jump the gate, then ride into the lounge room, revving the motorbike up and generally giving them the shits while they tried to watch telly.
So I belted down the lane, jumped the gate clean and headed towards the room. As I got to within about 5 metres from the door, i realised that someone had got up and shut the glass door (probably due to noise from the bikes) and i went crashing through the glass door into their lounge room. I was on my belly with blood and glass everywhere and the bike (still running) flinging grass and dirt all arounfd the room.

Mrs A was not best pleased. it took me fncken ages to pay for a new door, decorating and a front tyre on the bike, but i have several wicked scars.

I've done fuck all :(

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Like most of us.

Similar Story:
I was at my friends mother's house one weekend, riding motorbikes around in their paddocks (she trains his horses). I thought that his mother and his sister were in their lounge room watching telly. Their lounge room had one of those massive sliding glass doors, which was open.
I thought it would be the funniest thing the world has ever seen to ride down to thew house, jump the gate, then ride into the lounge room, revving the motorbike up and generally giving them the shits while they tried to watch telly.
So I belted down the lane, jumped the gate clean and headed towards the room. As I got to within about 5 metres from the door, i realised that someone had got up and shut the glass door (probably due to noise from the bikes) and i went crashing through the glass door into their lounge room. I was on my belly with blood and glass everywhere and the bike (still running) flinging grass and dirt all arounfd the room.

Mrs A was not best pleased. it took me fncken ages to pay for a new door, decorating and a front tyre on the buke, bike i have several wicked scars.

Maybe a winner (of a Darwin award).

I was walking down a hall way in the studio, he was walking the other way - he literally took it out of my hand as we passed and said the immortal lines!

You should have kicked him to the floor and shouted YOU'RE FIRED! then ran away.

You should have kicked him to the floor and shouted YOU'RE FIRED! then ran away.

In true 'Me' fashion i was disgusted and shocked for about 3 days. Also everytime i said 'Alan Sugar' i was bollocked for not called him "Sir Alan Sugar' - even when he wasn't fucking there!

I did a 'Spud' from trainspotting when I was 14, after drinking a demi-jon of my parents home made wine......

Not good.

I once knocked the poet and critic Al Alvarez out of a poker tournament that I went on to win, and he said about the final stage 'that was the best display of heads-up play I've seen for years'.

OFF TOPIC:
lfgss poker tourney!

Back to topic:

I can't tell you any of mine. :-S

I stole Pete Doherties sunnies at a party, bumped into him on the steps, they came off, he kept walking, he was in a bade state, I picked them up.

I hear that Scorcher has a couple of good stories to tell. He's a mate of General Lucifer's.