Interesting/unusual/rare/odd experiences/visits/tales

Jack the Ripper's 2nd victim, Catherine Eddowes was my Nan's Aunty. My Mum was an 'Eddowes' when she was a nipper

Joe's mate got rimmed by Thierry Henry

My Mum used to live on the same street as Cilla Black

I have frequently been pissed on while swimming

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I got drunk once at lunchtime the top of a red run in Mayrhofen whilst snowboarding (up in the mountains), for anyone who hasn't tried it before, good Jaegertee is potent shit, and 2-3 of them will pretty much render you unable to control whatever snow-riding device you have attached to you.
I then thought it would be a great idea to fly down said Red run as fast as I could, this ended pretty shortly, with me accidentally catching air off of a mogul (bump in the snow to non snow-boarders), catching my toe-edge and headbutting the snow with my face at over 30mph.
5-10 minutes later I woke up (still drunk), with what I thought to be a blocked nose, this was actually the lumps of conjealed blood that had settled in my nose, which I found out shortly after blowing my nose onto the lovely white snow, good times.

Gross

I am Kofi Annan

I am Kofi Annan

Me too.

No, I'm Spartacus.

Actually, I almost am.

I once spotted Reg from The Bill in a tea room in Lymington.

I once found a pound on the DLR. I spent it on either a chocolate bar or a can beer, I can't remember which.

I once while drunk spent nearly one minuet trying to remove a valve cap before realising I was turning it the wrong way. It came off easily once I had realised.