Interesting/unusual/rare/odd experiences/visits/tales

My Uncle Knocked out Lenny Mclean (of Lock Stock/gangster/boxing fame) in a pub fight, after a bit of a drink spilling/posturing/***no you're a cunt ***incident.

I once laughed in the face of Chesney Hawkes when he said his table was booked under the name of Chesney Hawkes.

My Mum went out for dinner with Elton John back in the day (my mother has lots of fascinating stories as it goes).

Barry the Baptist, knocked out???

Yep.

He was a bit of a lump back in the day, around 6 ft 2 and 18 stone ish, he's a prick though, Lenny should have decked him instead.

Lykke Li bought me a chocolate bar at 4am.

Paps followed me and a few friends 4 blocks before they realized none of us are famous.

I've asked Agyness Deyn for cigarettes on at least 3 occasions (she has not once been pleased).

I smoked a joint with Joanna Lumley, she lipsticked the roach and I kept it for ages.

Jealous! I'd love to share a joint with Lumley. Hot.

Gary Lightbody from Snow Patrol once thought I was chatting him up when I was actually trying to get him to sign a guitar (later eBayed for small profit...).

When I realised I pointed at my girlfriend to clarify and he sung us a song on the guitar (Yellow by Coldplay). Was actually rather sweet.

I beat Jason Statham at backgammon.

He bought beers.

I cheated.

Haha really?

Doubt my uncle would even know how to play backgammon, I hate him and haven't spoken to him for years, all he ever used to talk about was how great he was and all the fights he'd had or the people he'd "sorted out".
Even his closest friends who'd seen half the shit he used to go on about, (I think ten years ago was the last time I saw him around friends), would tell him to shut up...thats how tedious it got.

Spliff with Lumley still winning...

My mum snogged Dennis Taylor, way back in time.

Had she married him and not my dad, then I would be ugly but rich.

I love how nearly all of these are about celebrities.

I'm a former member of The Wisemen's Committee.

I love how nearly all of these are about celebrities.

Disappointingly none of them end with '...and needless to say, I had the last laugh.'

I had a multiple orgasm once (fairly recently). 3 in quick succession, but not quick enough to constitute a single orgasm.

I'm not sure how rare this is for blokes in general, but it's a one-off (sounds a bit rude) for me.

Maybe it's a sign of prostate cancer or something...

I knocked Biff Tannen clean out, at my high school prom.

And then you snogged your mum?

I once jumped a small set of stairs in front of a library on my bmx when I was younger, was going way too fast, and ended up riding through a huge glass window straight into the Library...thankfully I escaped only with bruised balls (from "mounting" the stem pretty rapidly), and a piece of glass an inch or so long stuck in the back of my left leg :)

The Library was closed thank fuck!

I once got to tour JET.

There's some crazy stuff in there.

And then you snogged your mum?

(s)natch!

My mum snogged Dennis Taylor, way back in time.

Had she married him and not my dad, then I would be ugly but rich.

Ha! My mum kissed Steve Davis.

I spilled a drink on the guy from Love Rockets, you know the one that looks like a loly pop with a scary weathered old man face.

did she know you were in her house or did that back window just magically open in your hands ?

I once laughed in the face of Chesney Hawkes when he said his table was booked under the name of Chesney Hawkes.

My Mum went out for dinner with Elton John back in the day (my mother has lots of fascinating stories as it goes).

i was asked to drum for Chesney Hawkes!