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Surely Oscar Pistorius isn't the first bloke to wake up legless on Valentine's Day... shoot all over his girlfriend's face and imagine it was someone else...

The tragedy is that if Oscar Pistorius had no arms, this would never have happened

Frankie Boyle

never afraid to wade in is he
rude insulting derogatory humour ..... it's the best isn't it !

The tragedy is that if Oscar Pistorius had no arms, this would never have happened

Frankie Boyle

I know! And to think; he had the world at his knees and he threw it all away.

Haha luvin these jokes about oscar pestrias lol hes a proper spacker lol hes got no legs haha!

Wow. Seriously? That's an utterly appalling view you've got there. Nerged.

sarcasm fail

^ what he said

The sad part is, that's my first ever nerg and all because the nerger didn't get it :(

In that case, my apologies.

Blade Runner Oscar Pistorius denies murder charge on the grounds that his girlfriend was a replicant and he merely 'retired' her.

In that case, my apologies.

No harm done

Blade Runner Oscar Pistorius denies murder charge on the grounds that his girlfriend was a replicant and he merely 'retired' her.

Ace!

thanks. 100% Yarklad 't original

What's the difference between a game of snooker and a wank?

I'm not playing snooker right now.

The gift that keeps on giving.

euph ?

What's the difference between a wank and a game of snooker?

I will never be a world class snooker player.

What's 6inches long and hasn't been sucked in a year?

Whitney Houston's crackpipe

Reports are coming out that the Oscar Pistorious shooting was the result of a domestic dispute, he wanted a new bathroom door but she was dead against it.

excellent.

Following all the romance of St Valantine's; in bed last night my girlfriend said "if you turn off the bedside lamp I'll take it up the arse" - WOW ! Jesus, did she scream, I think I should have let the bulb cool down a bit....

Bit late to the party, but still.

When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to compete against able bodied athletes nobody realised that he meant OJ Simpson.

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