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I bet I fucking didn't.

#shittasteinmusic
#fucktonesfan

1995 called, it wants it's joke back.

I've always preferred "Last time I heard that joke I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur!"

P.S. I do love the Oasis joke though.

in a lesbian relationship who makes the sandwiches?

..neither,they both eat out.

Now I'm hungry...

I just bought some burgers from tesco....and they're off!

I just bought some burgers from Tesco too, and noticed that they contain very little fat, but quite a lot of Shergar.

Right I'm having both of those.

me too

Gren I've stolen that too, haha.

Can we stop horsing around.

There's a mane news story today.

I heard someone was rushed to hospital after eating said burgers but its ok his condition is stable

Has he got the trots?

It looks like these jokes have got off to a flying start. To save you all a lot of horsing about I've rounded up a few .....

I just bought some burgers from Tesco....and they're off!

Reading the label on these burgers I've noticed that they contain very little fat, but quite a lot of Shergar.

A man was taken to A&E after eating a burger. The Hospital say he had galloping diarrhea, but is now in a stable condition.

Stories have flooded the press and Tesco are having a mare, to be Frankel. An Istalian spokesperson for the company said "I canter believe it and I think its been going on fulong time".

The Tesco PR department really need to take the reins here, people are starting to equestrian the way they're handling it. They say that they are holding back as they don't want to stirrup the situation and the Company should be able to ride it out.

Personally I prefer the My Lidl Pony burgers anyway.

Anyone thought about checking the Tiger bread at Tesco!?

It doesn't behoove Tesco to sell stuff like this.

I canter buyed it.

blah

Only Fools shop at Tesco

You heard it, straight from the horses.

please stop, i think we've got the dressage

I'm keen to try their new black beauty pudding.

man ure scraping the barrel!

Well, what's dung is dung.

^Aintree ever gonna stop?