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Due to his support for anti-Putin punk band Pussy Riot, Chess master Gary Kasparov has been under attack from the Russian Orthodox Church. He recently found himself trapped in a corner by two bishops

My sister tweeted this. No idea if she made it up but I can't be arsed to check.

I like my coffee like I like my men:

No pubes

Due to his support for anti-Putin punk band Pussy Riot, Chess master Gary Kasparov has been under attack from the Russian Orthodox Church. He recently found himself trapped in a corner by two bishops

Awesome! Repped and stolen for FB

Due to his support for anti-Putin punk band Pussy Riot, Chess master Gary Kasparov has been under attack from the Russian Orthodox Church. He recently found himself trapped in a corner by two bishops

the news quiz ? or have i got news for you ?

radio 4

an anagram of lance is clean

armstrong that is

I like my women like my cocaine, cut up with a razor blade and rubbed on my gums

^^ Armstrong is an anagram of 'snort gram'

I like my women like my cocaine, cut up with a razor blade and rubbed on my gums
#doingitwrong

I like my women like I like my children.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs-tl6GBOBo#t=1m41s

another anagram of lance armstrong is ...... complete and utter wanker

not a joke but continuing on the theme !

Arm Stronglance.

lance strongarm ...

mr alan tree song

I like my women like I like my cheese..

Melted?
From a goat?
Hard and Italian?
Mouldy?
Soft and French?
Stinky?

^^ Mature & veined

Spread?

^^^ French. N'est ce pas?

full of holes
sliced
grated and pre packed in a bag
served cold
served on a toe

I like my women like I like my cheese..

^on your knob?

yes

hahahahaha

hahahaha

^^^^love it