Jokes / Joke du jour!

Not bad, you just set the bar high.

What d'you call a sex party in a teepee?

A wigwam gangbang

What do you call a sex party in a teepee after a tennis tournament?

A grand slam wigwam gangbang.

What do you call a sex party in a teepee after a tennis tournament in a district of Seoul?

A gangnam grand slam wigwam gangbang.

What do you call a sex party in a teepee after a tennis tournament in Korea happening during a Muslim festival?

A ramadan gangnam grand slam wigwam gangbang.

What do you call a pajama themed sex party in a teepee after a tennis tournament in Korea during a Muslim holy month?

A jim-jam Ramadan Gangnam grand slam wigwam gang bang.

What do you call a pajama themed sex party in a teepee after a tennis tournament in Korea during a Muslim festival involving a Chinese pianist?

A Ling Lang jim-jam Ramadan Gangnam grand slam wigwam gang bang.

just the last one would have been fine.

I liked the build-up.

What do you call a pajama themed sex party in a teepee after a tennis tournament in Korea during a Muslim festival involving a Chinese pianist being recorded by Kraftwerk?

A kling klang Ling Lang jim-jam Ramadan Gangnam grand slam wigwam gangbang.

That's as far as I've got.

I'd start again from scratch, and then not go any further.

A ha ha ha ha you so funnee.

Jokes thread innit.

I was beginning to wonder

What do you call a magician at a pajama themed sex party in a teepee after a tennis tournament during a Muslim festival involving a Chinese pianist being recorded by Kraftwerk?

A flim flam kling klang Ling Lang jim-jam Ramadan grand slam wigwam gangbang.

What do you call a magician at a pajama themed sex party in a teepee after a tennis tournament during a Muslim festival involving a Chinese pianist being recorded by Kraftwerk?

A flim flam kling klang Ling Lang jim-jam Ramadan grand slam wigwam gangbang.

A ha ha ha ha you so funnee.

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What does a Scotsman call a magician at a pajama themed sex party in a teepee after a tennis tournament during a Muslim festival involving a Chinese pianist being recorded by Kraftwerk?

A flim flam kling klang Ling Lang jim-jam Ramadan grand slam wigwam gangbang big man.

What does a drug addled Scotsman call a magician at a pajama themed sex party in a teepee after a tennis tournament during a Muslim festival involving a Chinese pianist being recorded by Kraftwerk?

Blalghunmaagun pish pandas ya wee cunt!

Winner

lol

Mars petcare has gone bust, Pedigree, Whiskas etc
They have had to send in the retrievers

^ boom! ha ha!

My ex girlfriend was in the Army. She got chucked out for wiping her minge on the union jack and leaving a stain. Dishonourable discharge.

Yuk, ha!