Jokes / Joke du jour!

It's a British thing, bloody forrun.

http://www.brighton-hove-rpml.org.uk/HistoryAndCollections/collectionsthemes/performancegallery/puppets/PublishingImages/tyrel000203_450w540h.jpg

works way better in person, it's great watching the genuine concern and disbelief disappear when you deliver the goods :)

Who's the patron saint of email?

Francis of Assisi

Or perhaps it should be the patron saint of copying people in in an email...?

neither. just get your coat

I liked that one.

yeah!

Did you hear the founder of McAfee has been arrested for murder?

I heard his trial is going to last 30 days.

He has been arrested?
I thought he was still secure behind a firewall somewhere

so I sure am glad Jim never replied to my letter
to fix it for me to meet '"jacko"'

The 'B' in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stands for Benoit B. Mandelbrot

(Told to me by Mick M. McCarthy)

The 'B' in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stands for Benoit B. Mandelbrot

(Told to me by Mick M. McCarthy)

http://www.lfgss.com/thread72100-49.html#post3099781

Repost! ;)

Of course it's a repost
And will always be reposted
for ever

The 'B' in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stands for Benoit B. Mandelbrot

(Told to me by Mick M. McCarthy)
hahahahaha!!!!

im stealing that!

i love Mandelbrot sets

Or maybe mine was a prepost?

I'm surprised that joke isn't on his wikipedia page.

Along similar lines:

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=recursion

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Labyrinth.
Come in.

My dad worked on the roadwork’s for twenty years before he got fired for stealing metal.

At first I didn't believe it.... but when I got home all the signs were there.

The Mandelbrot one is perfect

What do you call a precise vicar?
A curate.

All my own work.

"You haven't listened to a word I've said, have you?"

Always seems like a strange way for people to start a conversation with me.

not funny

which bit is the joke?

octupus