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• #2152
I remember the first time I landed myself in jail I spent that first night getting relentlessly bummed in the shower.
Sometimes my dad takes Monopoly far too seriously.
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• #2153
A sexy blonde girl walks into a bar...
asks the Barman for a "*euphemism"
The barman gives her one...
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• #2154
For years I thought my Wife suffered from Tourettes.....but apparently I am a cunt and she really does want me to fuck off......
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• #2155
This is a true story...
Barmaid of our local... was only born with 1 hand.
(and she has a chip on her shoulder)I was talking bollocks as usual, with my so called friends...
"Hey lets all go to LMNH, and watch Milan San Remo"
except I said the full version...
WAC I am.
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• #2156
tl;dr
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• #2157
whats the difference between a joke and 3 dicks?
your mum can't take a joke!
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• #2158
I worked for the Circus for about 9 years.
I didn't have an act, I was the only one who could get the tent back in the bag.... (Max Miller)
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• #2159
winner!
+1
How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb?
"LET'S RIDE BIKES!"
What's black and white and struggling for air?
A mime artist in a real glass box.
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• #2160
I'm one of those poeple who likes to read whilst having a crap.
Consequently I'm now banned from my local Waterstone's.
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• #2161
pull back and reveal! it's the cornerstone of most gags
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• #2162
What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can't u screw the pregnant woman.
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• #2163
pull back and reveal! it's the cornerstone of most gags
"...and then I got off the bus. Aaaahhh"
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• #2164
Ah but did you have a wank first!
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• #2165
Imagine Bono.
There you go, ruined your day.
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• #2166
I hate being Bi-polar. Its amazing!
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• #2167
Just bought my bottle of gin and its gone up to £22 but don't worry I'm still going to party like its £19.99
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• #2168
Craid David is joining the UK Olympics Archery Team.
He's going to be their bow selector.
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• #2169
He he, nice!
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• #2170
ive just been diagnosed with sausagephobia....................i fear the wurst
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• #2171
My girlfriend said to me 'oh I can't go out I look like a right gypsy' And I thought '17 years old, big tits and dressed like a slut.....sounds alright to me'
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• #2172
excellent page, good work people.
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• #2173
A lesbian said this to me today:
"I like my men like I like my coffee...
...nowhere near my vagina."
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• #2174
Lies. Even lezzers secretly want a man near their vagina
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• #2175
ha!
Ha!