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i didn't realise today was shrove tuesday
it really crepe'd up on me

^ I think I just snorted

i didn't manage to even raise a chuckle ...

i didn't realise today was shrove tuesday
it really crepe'd up on me

Lovely stuff.
I've nicked that.

i didn't realise today was shrove tuesday
it really crepe'd up on me

very similar to another one I've seen recently

I hate shrove tuesday, it always gives me the crepes

I fucking hate pancakes.. Savoury crepes (cheese, ham and egg) FTW!

i didn't realise today was shrove tuesday
it really crepe'd up on me

i stole this from elsewhere and came to post it here.

you beat me to it, now i have egg on my face.

When I was in prison my roommate got me through it, he became my rock.

He was doing time for sexual basalt.

Has this been done already?

How many cyclists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's hard to say, because most of them don't stop and wait for the change.

oooof
look out red light jumpers BMMF is on your case

i was watching a movie with my 12 year old son the other day and spoilt it when i accidently told him what happened in the end of the film. He was quite upset at leaning the ending only a few minutes after it had began

But at least i was was right.... he did cum on her face

"ITS A BOY" i shouted..................... as i ran out of the Thai brothel

I've started watching japanese football.
It's good but I was a bit baffled first time after a game finished and the players all started doing martial arts
You know what it was?

Ninjary time

Reminds me of a Smith and Jones sketch where Mel Smith drags Gryth rhys jones to a women's football match who complains all the time asking why he was brought there. When the game ends he goes to leave but Mel Smith says "no wait" and all the players take their tops off. The whole crowd stands and cheers

Sadnews about Davey Jones from The Monkees.

My wife told me last night. At first I thought she was joking and then I saw herface. Now I’m a bereaver.

(I'll get my coat)

RIPost

I went to the local Indian last night and
tried something different, a Pelican Curry.
It wasn't too spicy,
but the bill was enormous.

Got some new spider silk pajamas the other day. They're great other than the flies keep getting stuck

One of yours? That's a goodun.

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I hate being Bi-polar. Its amazing!

I used to be indecisive. But now I'm not so sure.

How many cherokee does it take to change a lightbulb?

10,000, because many hands make light work.

Why cherokee? I dont know. I just dont know.

I hate being Bi-polar. Its amazing!

winner!

My 13 year old daughter just banged her head. That's another school I'll be taking her out of.....