Jokes / Joke du jour!

Rich?

I thought 'Rich' straight away but thought it's too obvious and it's not even funny, just crap

It would've been funny(ish) if his name was 'Dicky' or something....

...and I know 'Dicky' is an abrv of Richard but still a wank joke

Knock Knock

^ piss off!

You've never played this game have you?

worst knock knock joke ever

Dick Beveridge!!!

I just bought the new Carlos Tevez DVD but the bastard won't play.

gets coat

Amanda Knox and Jack Rodwell both get their decisions overturned. One has wasted four years of their life trapped and unable to further their life or career, whilst the other has been in prison in Italy.

Ive always been told, "an Apple a day keeps the doctor away".

Didnt work for Steve Jobs.

Too early?..

Knock Knock

^ piss off!

You've never played this game have you?

worst knock knock joke ever

awesome.

when i woke up this morning there was a terrible smell by my bed

my alarm clock had gone off

windows 8 was revealed today, looks like a real apple killer

I'd like to pay my respects at his funeral, but apparently there won't any kind of reception

I don't mind when the [insert forrun] do it, but I hate God for taking our Jobs.

Apparently, Steve Jobs didn't see his life flash before his eyes.

Apple products don't support Flash.

I wonder what it feels like to have 56 years of your life HTML5 past your eyes all at once?

I was driving the ambulance with Steve Jobs in the back to the hospital, and I got hopelessly lost.

Then I realised.

I've got a map for that.

^repost

People keep telling me that all these jokes about Jobs death are in poor taste.

I think it’s what he would have wanted. Do you really think he would have wanted his passing to be a PC affair?

Steve Jobs

iRP

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope.

Now we have no jobs, no cash and no hope...

fuck me.

has there been a single funny job about The Visionary yet?

fuck me.

has there been a single funny job about The Visionary yet?

Nah, been a few good jokes though