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• #1827
Christ.... where did he get that joke?... the toilet store?
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• #1828
ha ha Nice reference there.... nice
Yeah Mashton you miserable old git, get back to Mr Tumble and see the world through happy eyes
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• #1829
How does Batman's mother call him in for tea?
She doesn't. She was murdered.
(from twitter) repost?
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• #1830
I took the shell off a snail the other day to see if it would go faster. All it did was look more sluggish.
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• #1831
two great ones.
lols
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• #1832
I was chatting to a fat girl in the pub last night and I said to her, "Wow, you're a big girl!"
She replied, "Tell me something I don't know."
I said, "Salad tastes nice."
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• #1833
I remember one day when I was a kid, my dad sat me down, brought the laptop in and said, "Son, I think it's time to talk to you about pornography."
"What about it?" I replied.
"How the hell can I get past the filters without your mum knowing?"
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• #1834
Oh Mick.
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• #1835
This one is terrible even by my standards, but it does need to be shared...
The plan to get my dog to swallow semen is coming on a treat.
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• #1836
lol dog
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• #1837
actual lol
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• #1838
^^ hehehe
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• #1839
i posted this on FB yesterday.. the thread has run and run,
three smallest books in the world..italian book of heroes
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• #1840
al-qaeda autopilot manual..
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• #1841
i posted this on FB yesterday.. the thread has run and run,
three smallest books in the world..italian book of heroes
french book of manners
belgian book of diplomacyRacist but true ^
American book of dieting
Korean book of vegetarianism
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• #1842
I heard this great joke on sims...
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Ba harmy putar?
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• #1843
Our local primary school has just been turned into an academy, and the project was sponsered by IKEA.
Assemblies now take longer.I'll get me coat...
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• #1844
What do you call a girl with two cunts?
NDubz.
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• #1845
seeing this page has degenerated into very poor tastes. i will post this.
What's the best part of sex with a transvestite?
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• #1846
On that note:
On holiday in Thailand, I had a close call and almost ended up shagging a ladyboy. She looked like a woman and spoke like a woman, I didn't suspect a thing. But then I realised something was wrong when she drove us safely back to the hotel and parked the car in one manoeuvre.
And a new favourite of mine:
Toad and Frog are walking down the street. All of a sudden Toad's balls fall off and start to roll away. So Frog picks them up and says, "Here, do you want your balls toad?"
Toad looks at Frog, "You want your fucking arse kicked?"
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• #1847
A psychiatrist was conducting group therapy with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions", the doctor observed.
To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He looks to the second mother, "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." He looks to the third mother. "Your obsession is alcohol. This manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the 4th mother gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and says, "Come on, Richard, we're leaving!"
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• #1848
Don't get it...
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• #1849
Give it time.
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• #1850
Pisti - what's short for Richard?
I seem to be a grumpy fucker on this thread. To make amends, here is my brother's favourite joke:
How do you eat a potato?
You don't.