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• #1802
I saw an advert for a television for £1, but the volume is stuck on 4.
I thought, I can't turn that down.
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• #1803
Have you heard about the new treatment doctors are prescribing depressed lesbians?
It's called Tryadicagain.
Not funny.
Did you make it up, you homophobic loser?
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• #1804
I agree that it's an old joke, and not laugh out loud hilarious, but telling a joke like that does not make you a homophobe. I tell sexist (anti-female and anti-female, where does that leave me?), racist, anti-Irish jokes, anti-religion jokes, ageist jokes, all sorts of discriminatory jokes. But, that is not a relfection on what I think of each of those groups. And anyone who beleives that it is, is pretty narrow-minded. They just happen to be funny jokes. Get over it.
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• #1805
Did you hear about the gay magician?
He disappeared with a poof.
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• #1806
Anal sex is a lot like my first car.
I didn't really want it, but my uncle gave it to me anyway.
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• #1807
Yes, but Mick, your jokes are funny.
And I'd like to meet your uncle.
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• #1808
Anal sex is a lot like my first car.
I didn't really want it, but my uncle gave it to me anyway.
Ha!!
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• #1809
I agree that it's an old joke, and not laugh out loud hilarious, but telling a joke like that does not make you a homophobe. I tell sexist (anti-female and anti-female, where does that leave me?), racist, anti-Irish jokes, anti-religion jokes, ageist jokes, all sorts of discriminatory jokes. But, that is not a relfection on what I think of each of those groups. And anyone who beleives that it is, is pretty narrow-minded. They just happen to be funny jokes. Get over it.
that and there is the age old argument of everything is open in comedy, otherwise when you ban one thing you have to ban everything.
and everything is a lot
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• #1810
I was arested last night playing chess in the street,
it becuase i'm black isn't it?
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• #1811
I was arested last night playing chess in the street,
it becuase i'm black isn't it?
Your watching Milton Jones aren't you ? :D
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• #1812
that and there is the age old argument of everything is open in comedy, otherwise when you ban one thing you have to ban everything.
and everything is a lot
"You can't have everything..........where would you put it?" Steven Wright
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• #1813
Not funny.
Did you make it up, you homophobic loser?
i didn't write it, i just recite it. don't shoot the messenger maaaaaaaan.
its just jokes baby, and fyi i HATE GAYS!
that was a joke again.
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• #1814
Your watching Milton Jones aren't you ? :D
i was!
was the only one that made me laugh though"You can't have everything..........where would you put it?" Steven Wright
Shed
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• #1815
I heard lesbian twins even lick alike
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• #1816
My wife is finally losing weight thanks to a slimming club.
If she goes near the fridge, I hit her with it. * *
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• #1817
How do you know if an engineer is an extrovert?
He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
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• #1818
Why did the boy fall off the swing?
Because I threw a toaster at him.
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• #1819
I tried impressing a girl by showing her my stamp collection.
She said philately would get me nowhere.
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• #1820
Ancient annnnnncient pearroast
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• #1821
no, don't think it has been posted here before but pearroast has been used before
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• #1822
Jus sayin...
Pretty sure my dad told me that one back in the mid eighties, thats all
/probably funnier for him... being a philatelist...
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• #1823
Calrsberg don't do Alzheimer's, just exceedingly good cakes!
Quality!
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• #1824
Milton jones had one that tickled me the other day
Cats are funny, some people love them some hate them, take the pope for example, he hates cats, I read the other day he is a cat-o-holic
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• #1825
Surely he loves them then? Like an alcoholic?
Not a joke, but made me smile: