Jokes / Joke du jour!

got any warehouse dave from houghton regis jokes Eightball?

Better Nate than lever.

Paddy tells Mick he's thinking of buying a Labrador.
"I wouldn't if I were you" say's Mick, "Have you seen how many of their owners go blind?!"

Better Nate than lever.

i want 15 mins of my life back

how does james brown mow his lawn?

ride on, ride on!

i want 15 mins of my life back

Hah! Sorry dude*

*i'm not really.

how does james brown mow his lawn?

ride on, ride on!

How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?

Wi' jammin'

Paddy tells Mick he's thinking of buying a Labrador.
"I wouldn't if I were you" say's Mick, "Have you seen how many of their owners go blind?!"

Brilliant!

why does snoop dog need an umbrella?

fo' drizzle.

(thats my joke stash exhausted now)

why does snoop dog need an umbrella?

fo' drizzle.

(thats my joke stash exhausted now)

What's brown and ryhmes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

re-post.

(and my fav joke on this thread to date)

re-post.

(and my fav joke on this thread to date)

It would seem the majority of mine lately are reposts, brain has turned to mush lately!

Bob Marley just bought you a doughnut.

Hope you like jam in too.

Hah! Love it!

What does Dr Dre have in common with almost every living human and animal?

Something about Bloods/Crips...?

shit producers

Strong.

Damn weather is stopping my milkman getting to the house.
Thankfully Doris my 94 year old neighbour has loads of it piling up on her doorstep.

Due to an unfortunate mix up last night, Camilla found herself kettling students on Regent Street, while a horse called Rocky had a lovely evening at the London Palladium

What was Grayson Perry doing in that Rolls with Prince Charles last night?

But Camilla was so shaken, Charles had to calm her down by giving her a sugar cube

What goes "Pieces of nine! Pieces of nine!"?
A parroty error
best joke ever

why the fuck don't i get it?

ok, don't answer that.

just tell me what it means

its a IT geek joke

a parity error is where data is inconsistent. one bit is used for parity, you see..? no you don't, do you.

try this

[ame]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parity_bit[/ame]