Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

I've only ever drank it as a gift where I've feigned greater appreciation than it deserves.

Still though, it's perfectly drinkable silly juice and I'm always grateful.

I won a game at a Chivas Regal sponsored poker tournament once. Got a nice case of branded poker chips. The whisky was free and everything tastes better when it’s free.

Chivas Regal sponsored poker tournament

was walking about Cheltenham yesterday and the puppy looked cold, so I spent £30 on a chunky knit jumper for him

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in other dog news. I spent £57 on a dog bed yesterday because it matches our new sofas

Where to look for a heavyweight cashmere dressing gown?

I used to play badders two or three times a week

Where to look for a heavyweight cashmere dressing gown?

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Float like a butterfly, golf club stings like a bee.

Can't believe I missed Wigan trolling me again. I must pay more attention.

minestrone

for one. Eaten with a greasy spoon.

I told you it was cheese

is a top anecdote. The cause of Su Pollard's blocked bowels dontcha know.

Squash is much harder, physically, than badminton.

#DoYouEvenRacketSportsBro?

It's spelled 'racquet' you oik.

you oik.

Agree, squash is best known for middle aged male heart attacks.

And achilles heel injuries

Hehe...

a fucking plum

Dynamite

No mention of eton fours?

EDIT: Proof as what do I know, it is Eton fives.

Yes, one of my recent favourites

Agree, squash is best known for middle aged male heart attacks.

'Racket' is much more likely.

Just can you still afford to buy it?

To go full golf club one the 6 or 7 full rounds of golf I've ever played was with a rackets world champion.

We always talk about "who's got the whip?" on lads skiing holidays.

lads skiing holidays.

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