Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

Yep, please ban me, so I never have to read that ever again

😂

The mere presence of this thread promotes such things to be said.

Brazen

On the last boat I bought (o hai, golfistas)

where's this boat chat happening?

where's this boat chat happening?

repulsive.

It ain't boat chat

Is driving into them with a Range Rover an acceptable substitute for punching?

its a fan discord

I've received a birthday present worth around £1000 (kitchen robot/food processor)

kitchen robot

lol

Thinking of getting our bins cleaned professionally

Would you want some random stooge with a power washer and bottle of chlorine cleaning your bins? It’s a job for seasoned pros.

What kind of pleb reuses their wheelie bin?! Just have the old one taken away each time

What even are 'bins'?

seasoned

mmm bin juice

I have asked my valet this question, he in turn has asked the parlour maid, I will reply when I have an answer.

I sold a Banksey

CBD drinks then Haagen Dasz

Chlorine, is it for the pool?

Came here to post that :D

… I will tell the nurse that I was actually fucking myself with it

Not in the bar, I was walking past at kicking out time and heard some complete pisshead shouting this to his mates.

my kid is doing cricket at Lords

Luckily I'm buying two garages