For Sale: Foffa Single Speed Custom-built bicycle

Friend of mine once worked cleaning university halls of residence at the end of term. In one bloke's room the toilet had clearly broken several months previously, but instead of notifying the maintenance people he'd spent the rest of the term curling ones out into a plastic sack.

waiting for RPM to p(l)op up saying "that was me"

Friend of mine once worked cleaning university halls of residence at the end of term. In one bloke's room the toilet had clearly broken several months previously, but instead of notifying the maintenance people he'd spent the rest of the term curling ones out into a plastic sack.

Hahaha what a dirty bastard.

We had a South Korean guy in our halls of residence and he used to make a hell of a mess in the bog. I think he was squatting on the rim and as he only ever ate from the dodgy Chinese round the corner he had the shits every day. He used to line the entire lower half of the cubicle with newspaper. Poor guy.

http://foffabikes.com/sale

Hey look who has a sale on?

FRAMESET - Columbus Cromor double dutted tubing

I bet the double dutting makes it well light.

Shit, those things are still well over priced.

I went to Cromor once. The weather was shit, all day (aptly).

I went to Cromor once. The weather was shit, all day (aptly).

The weather is always shit in Cromer...

Oh.my.god!

http://foffabikes.com/upd/img_saleherbie.x

What more could the fashionable fixie skidder round town want than a special edition bike with a shit theme that is in no way related to cycling and is still overpriced even though it is in the sale.

That is one satanic abortion of a bike.

I shall never look at my beetle in the same way again.

Dani Foffa - what a cunt.

Why did that urban dictionary thing get removed?

Cunt.

How is this cretin allowed to punt such shite?

Have you read the Foffa history on their web page? It's a fucking work of art!

Unbelievable.

"Why did that urban dictionary thing get removed?"

"Cunt."

Was just about to answer your question, but it seems like you found the answer yourself.

So Dani moaned about it himself?

Fuck me - talk about taking yourself too seriously.

Apologies - I've been at the date wine...

time for some trolling?
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^ slack frame

Latest Foffa product:

韓国の人糞酒「トンスル」 - Korean Poo Wine - YouTube

"Not only do you get to ride shit, you can drink it too"

I don't really understand what a "conceptual city bike" is.

I have a new advertising tag line for him.

Jay Tee
The best custom bike shop in London by far. The rest of them don't compare! From the super-slick lightweight bikes to the quality of components on offer, Foffa Bikes are not only chosen by the coolest people of London, but the smartest. Check out the online bike builder or pop into the shop and meet the man behind the brand, Dani Foffa himself! Huge thanks to all the team for both mine (the Prima) and my Mrs' (the Grazia) sweet rides - I'm even thinking of getting a second this Summer, just to switch it up a little :)

From the facebook page, oh dear.