For Sale: Foffa Single Speed Custom-built bicycle

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/182862349.html

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Yeah, a well known side-effect to some slimming drugs too. Like the one sold in Boots. The substance in it stops fat absorption but it has to go...somewhere.

You'll be slimmer but fear follow through/skid marks the whole day.

you're not meant to eat fatty foods with it. apparently if you have something high in fat then there's no saving you.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/182862349.html

"You're not meant to eat fatty foods with it. apparently if you have something high in fat then there's no saving you."

Someone try please these with a generous helping of lard on the side and report back. Any volunteers?

you're not meant to eat fatty foods with it. apparently if you have something high in fat then there's no saving you.

True that, but people often don't real the label/manual so... shit happens I'd say.

It'll go through you like a Porsche.

The last Porsche I ate took weeks to pass.

German engineered poop though... FTW!

The last Porsche I ate took weeks to pass.

You'll be well-oiled down there by now though and there's plenty of roughage/iron in them.

The Runs a.k.a. The Golden Ticket.

Ivor Cutler; "The Queen keeps her shit in glass jars!"

This guy may never get laid again - YouTube

What the fuck!? Foffa has foffa'd my foffa....

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Foffa

That's outrageous!

#urbandictionaryfail

Hopefully it'll come back soon.

looks like Danni has shat on TM, you been foffa'd

Looks like similar entries will get rejected too.

What the fuck!? Foffa has foffa'd my foffa....

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Foffa

wac!

Just saw this on FB

Ha... We've all been there.

In some countries it's frowned upon if you don't leave a bag of shit at the house of someone you are interested in.

Amazon.co.uk: scubakeefy's review of Ex-Lax Senna (Sennosides) Chocolate Laxati...

Very few funny laxative reviews on Amazon. Surely, a missed opportunity after the hilarious Veet for Men/Bic for Women reviews?

^^^^ The partly obscured story "little chunks [...] meat spewed all [...] recruiter's face!" appears equally, if not more, fascinating

In some countries it's frowned upon if you don't leave a bag of shit at the house of someone you are interested in.

Friend of mine once worked cleaning university halls of residence at the end of term. In one bloke's room the toilet had clearly broken several months previously, but instead of notifying the maintenance people he'd spent the rest of the term curling ones out into a plastic sack.