For Sale: Foffa Single Speed Custom-built bicycle

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Awesome :)

Ta!

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great writing

That amazon review from earlier on in the thread is too similar to the Nair Big Brother review.

http://img.izismile.com/img/img2/20091214/nair_02.jpg

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Nice work sir!

The rest of the posts are bloody good too

That's a cracker GL.
Even faeces stories can have a happy ending.

Faeces and a happy ending.

That's a bit dark - even by your standards Luci.

This ruse is A-mazing

As I turned round to set off I noticed the labrador snacking on the turd I had just laid.

I go away for a week and this thread has filled up with fresh new gold nuggets. ^This one had me laughing so hard I had to go take a dump.

sadly if you google "foffa" this thread does not show up, but search for "foffa shit" and it is in at number 1

Very, very old but much in the spirit of the thread

I packed extra tissue yesterday on the 20 mile lazy Sunday cycle. This thread is both a warning and an example to us all.

A tale from my driving instructor who I pointed to this thread:

He got a phonecall from his ma years ago. On the housephone, before mobiles. He answered the phone and... "I am in the car, I've totally destroyed myself!!!"

Instant worry "What have you done?" Turns out she had pood liquid diarrhea all over her car and wanted him to come get her and drive the car back.

He loved how she called it "Destroyed herself". But he let her drive the car back.
A son's love has limits I guess.

How did she call him?

Before mobile but calls him from the car, how does that one work?

carphone

^ Heh

I forgot car phones ever existed

jeez! flashback! I drove to 'Saaffend' in an Anglia with one of those, I think there were 2 singles in the glovebox.., '...Bobby Parker 'Watch your Step' and 'Hold On I'm Coming' Sam and Dave...subliminal retro random unexpected shit alerts?

^CSB - you could do a lot worse than "Hold on I'm coming" - a fine tune IMHO
Apparently the spring that keeps the needle in the groove is so strong (to prevent record jogging on uneven trunk-roads) your 45's only last a few goes before they get too loud or deep or whatever it is they do!
The first car I bought was fitted with one of these...

It seemed that the faster you drove, the faster the drive wheel went, until all the tape was spooling out onto your slacks

That's an 8 track cartridge machine. In my friend's Rover. He's modified it to take an iPod.

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The poor little fucker :( Lovely piece of writing Luci.

(Even with that teeny weeny Thai-poo.)

Thanks, m'dear!

Where's the typo? I usually rely on hms as my proof-reader!

Let me know and I'll edit.