For Sale: Foffa Single Speed Custom-built bicycle

Shit on your screen so you can't see it.

It's coming up for lunchtime, is there a way to disable this thread temporarily while I munch on my sandwich?

Euph?

I did that already
http://www.freescreencleaner.com

It's coming up for lunchtime, is there a way to disable this thread temporarily while I munch on my sandwich?

Are you having Nutella and crunchy peanut butter sandwiches for lunch?

Those sound amazing. I might go to tesco in my lunch break and get some.

/\ /\ yes, and Heinz chunky vegetable soup

Or run out of ... Leaves/Calendars/The roll the paper is on/Toilet Rugs/Walls

Does not flush easily, not recommended

True. It's not something I'd do at home.

But when stuck in a grotty pub or a gym where the bog roll is been out for the umpteenth time the "plumber bill not for me" or "my own t-shirt". choice can become easy... ;)

Oh, Poo! | Get Well Soon - YouTube

Anyone care to design a 'PLOPPA' sticker? I'd buy one.

Me too.

Brown sticker obv.

Extra points for scratch 'n' sniff

am still waiting for Danni to come and defend his shit on this thread

we should post a link to it on his twitter feed

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Paint jobby but here we go

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That is undiluted genius.

Repped.

That's ace!

Must spread rep, soz.

Ok. Can anyone handle a tl:dr?

I started writing one and it turned into a new blog post.

http://generallucifer.wordpress.com/2013/08/02/110-ballet-for-girls/

That's a cracker GL.
Even faeces stories can have a happy ending.

I always feel much better after a massive shit.

Maybe that's why it turned out ok.

My favourite book at 8 years old was p352-387 of Littlewoods catalogue. At the time I had no idea why, but it was a strong compulsion

http://generallucifer.wordpress.com/2013/08/02/110-ballet-for-girls/

i liked it