The Cat Thread

whilst I'm on the laptop.

Prepare for Cat spam.

when we realised Opie was the cat on the litter bag...

Good pics!

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in both senses

Cat want food! Cat don't get food.. - YouTube

I am suprized it stuck with it for that long... Great way to exercise a cat though...

LOL! Why is this food not getting any closer!!!

Judging by the wine bottles, it looks like Opie's had a little too much to drink :)

"Seriously, who needs to study when you have a cat like me?"

Yes boss...

I see the cat thinking 'what there is something more than worshiping me'

^ Yap... exactly. Her highness spent the good part of the evening yesterday trying to catch the cursor. Excellent... I might just use the oldest trick in the book for missing the essay deadline, just change the dog bit to a cat. My cat has taken up my computer and eaten all the paper.

An ex's cat used to allow you 10 mins on the keyboard and then she wanted fuss. Or to fall asleep in your lap. I miss the cat more than the ex.

Is opie smiling?

Why are cats wearing bow ties so funny?

An ex's cat used to allow you 10 mins on the keyboard and then she wanted fuss. Or to fall asleep in your lap. I miss the cat more than the ex.

You should have catnapped the cat before breaking up...

Is opie smiling?

Well, he has taken over the computer, hasn't he? That's an epic win!

Tried to have a reasoned debate with the cat about breakfest time has aways been 6am, not 4:30, she wouldn't listen... never try to have a debate with a cat, you will never win... I love her very much, but the broken sleep is slowly getting to me... shuting the door only makes it worse...

Well, he has taken over the computer, hasn't he? That's an epic win!

His life is a series of victories over me. The little bastard.

like all cats. Their way or no way. Somtimes, I still think why didn't nobody warn me about it before commiting a life sentance to my... well... owner.

Seriously? They're fucking cats.

Who is fucking cats? That's outrageous!

Other dirty cats.

Tried to have a reasoned debate with the cat about breakfest time has aways been 6am, not 4:30, she wouldn't listen... never try to have a debate with a cat, you will never win... I love her very much, but the broken sleep is slowly getting to me... shuting the door only makes it worse...

try and make sure that you have put down enough food before you go to bed and then get a water gun and spray her if she comes and wakes you up.

The other thing I have noticed is that if I breathe really deeply, as if I am asleep, my cat doesn't come and wake me up. He'll come into the bedroom and walk out again. He only seems to come and disturb me if he thinks I am awake.

And don't get up, you make a rod for your own back if you do. My cat used to come in every 2 hours and wake me up, he is a lot better now.

A vet once told me to treat a cat like a recalcitrant child. This is sound advice.

Photo Bomb!

try and make sure that you have put down enough food before you go to bed and then get a water gun and spray her if she comes and wakes you up.

The other thing I have noticed is that if I breathe really deeply, as if I am asleep, my cat doesn't come and wake me up. He'll come into the bedroom and walk out again. He only seems to come and disturb me if he thinks I am awake.

And don't get up, you make a rod for your own back if you do. My cat used to come in every 2 hours and wake me up, he is a lot better now.

A vet once told me to treat a cat like a recalcitrant child. This is sound advice.

She has food, she always has food. She just wants to be a pain in the ass. She can if she wanted to, either sleep peacefully on my bed or nap on my chair to wait for me to wake up at sensible time, like 6 - 6:30am... but nah, she is just a fucking cat. I am not sure if I want to use water gun... seems a bit mean...

0600 is not a sensible time.