Bike parts you hate.

Doesn't mean you didn't enjoy it while it lasted.

space bike

quadruple triangle

I didn't realize charge make double ended dildos.

bars that go neither up nor down at the end are silly

I think those ones go up at both ends

Ba Dum Tss! - YouTube

is it battery powered?

Consumerism...

The phobos is a torture device.

I'd rather sit on that charge dildo.

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is that a showerhead?

is that a showerhead?

No, it's a stethoscope for rhinos

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what kind of bike has one of these?

can see at least 3 wheels and assume a 4th on the other side, not a bike

redneck slave bike?

Nuovo record seatpost :-) hard to adjust it

I had, yes, but found them difficult to find and even more difficult to get them at an acceptable price. I was never sure what to search for (is 'ISP topper' the only/main name they're known by?). Any cheap versions / good places to get them?

Have you considered a bigger top to your ISP? That would let you use a normal ISP topper. Ritchey is in 3 sizes up to 38.35mm, which is presumably big enough that you could wrap your bamboo with some crabon fribé to build it up to the required diameter and roundness

... also bamboo's not so great with squeezing forces either, and it's a nightmare getting something nearly round to be round enough for a clamp (my last bike had a seatclamp directly on the bamboo and it was forever coming loose). But it's a more elegant solution, so I'll give it a bit more thought.

The bar end plugs supplied with Lizard Skins DSP tape.
The tape itself is easy, dare I say downright pleasant to wrap. Then, in go the bar plugs. Can't quite be shoved in by hand, so out comes timmy mallett. Bar plug prongs immediately shatter like a cheap school ruler.
Whadaloadashit.

look keo cleats, so fucking cheap

oh, waddya mean they're not designed for placing your foot gently on the tarmac

^^ I hate them for the opposite reason. Go in nice and easy and then every 3 minutes of the ride they need to be pushed back in because they don't fit in tight enough.

^ x1000, yet still the only pedals/cleats I use :(

^ exactly why i swapped to shimano spd-sl