Power Meters / Powermeters (SRM, Powertap, Quarq, Ergomo, Vector, Stages, power2max, P2M, 4iii, InPower, Cinch)

We're identical in so many ways.

He sounds like a bit of an edgy prick

He's a massive cock. I hate him. With his fucking passive aggressive niceness and mood swings depending on whether he's been playing with spreadsheets or not.

It's amazing (given his love of datas and analysis) that he hasn't tried to buy a power measuring device of some kind... Oh... Wait
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We're identical in so many ways.

He's a massive cock.
fucking passive aggressive niceness
mood swings depending on whether he's been playing with spreadsheets or not.

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Strava told me I did over 200w for 11 hours on the Dragon Ride. Must be correct.

It might be.

But it's probably not.

I'm going to believe strava.

Such Picard.

The DEM that Strava uses for elevation profiles (and therefore working out climbing, thence guessing at power) is way off in loads of places.

Just look at the profile of Lambeth Bridge: https://www.strava.com/segments/5728834

Yes, it's clearly a 16% downhill from Millbank to the middle of the bridge.

So what your saying is power could go up, as well as down?

wahey

Not to mention that Strava is generally quite inaccurate.. I think it only uses a 3 second sample for gps.. which is why 'sprint' segments are a joke.

See. This gets better all the time.
What you could be saying, is that I've got incredible power?
Wow.

That is what I could be saying.

Wow. I should probably think about how to use that responsibly.

I find the that the safest way to dispose of watts is to spray them liberally, all over the track - about twice a week.

You should probably stop injecting too many W/kg. I know my friend's cousin's estranged best friend Lisa who once smoked one too many W/kg and she ended up losing her job, her relationship, her tarck biek, mid-sized book collection on parakeets and ended up in rehab wearing incontinence pads.

W/kg. Not even once.

@dan Yeah. You don't want watts building up in your system and going bad. Mutagenic watts.

I don't bother weighing myself anymore - it's a hell of a drug.