People with silly and / or stupid names

I once dealt with a chap called Ignatius Black. A very cool name, but strangely, he channelled Mr Bean, not Samuel L. Jackson.
Also, used to work at a print company which, amongst other things printed school year books. One young oriental girl from a high school was called Twinkle Nip. No joke.

Emilie Object.

Thats a pretty fucking stupid name.....

There used to be a website (Something like yournotme.com [it was your rather than you're]) They had loaded all the electoral role names in the UK into a database so you could search how many people had the same name as you.

When it was live, there were 7 Michael Hunts, but no Benjamen Dovers.

There was a lad in the school next to mine called Michael McUrmstain.

Oh how we laughed.

I remember a german colleague called Helmut Schinner

Magic!

In Toronto, Yorkville Area, we did a shoot for a plastic surgeon...

His main 'speciality' back then, was extending the male member...

Dr Stubbs, learned, and used a procedure developed by
Mr Long, and
Mr Dong in China...

On the medical theme, I used to go mtbing with a guy who's father was a knee surgeon. The family name - Cartilage.

Ramjam Funkyboogalo-Smyth

I have met him a few times

Yup, I've met him too.

For some 20 years, the head of the American Wind Energy Association was Randy Swisher.

Yup, I've met him too.

How? I assumed he was a famous london eccentric, but after googling him, it turns out that he just runs some kind of signage company in Pembrokeshire. Are you in the signage business yourself, or did he make you a sign?

DJ and I have similar swashbuckling pasts ...

DJ fenced Epee (as did Ramjam), I fenced Sabre. We all competed at National and International level.

I had Professor Fuehrer for a class last year... he's Austrian and quite stern/intimidating. Some people did not approve of how others would refer to him as "The Führer" all the time.

There's also a lecturer in the department called Charles Manson.

I know someone called Crystal Maze.

My GP was called Dr Dock.

Back at school one of the first team rugby players (a rather large center) was called Wayne Kerr. No one made any jokes.

My GP was called Dr Dock.

At least yours had a professionally relevant name. My local GP is called Omar Sharif.

when we got married the registra was a Mrs D'Eath

tru story

there is a dude 3 offices away from me called Dr Grylls

Poncie Ponce
American actor,singer and stand-up comedian.

One of my previous jobs involved me selling products to sex shops. The buyer I dealt with was called Leah Stiff. I thought that was her porn name, apparently not.

when we got married the registra was a Mrs D'Eath

tru story

I had an encounter with someone called D'Eath once too, he was a right miserable bastard, I guess a lifetime of people mispronouncing his name had made him that way.

There was a Russell Hobbs at my school, and I knew someone who went to school with a Tommy Gunn.

The undertaker who 'took care' of my grandparents was called Tony Fear.

Oh and the tax official who dealt with a fraudulent P45 from an employer....

Mr Swindles.

Theres a margarita pagnini and a shinee wang in my year at uni.

Had a guy at my school called Max Dance. Great at parties!