People with silly and / or stupid names

Oh and my girlfriends boss was called Sandy Beech!!

We had a kid at our school called Kitson Plum

I also used to play football with a kid called Wallet Purse

I had an encounter with someone called D'Eath once too, he was a right miserable bastard, I guess a lifetime of people mispronouncing his name had made him that way.

There was a Russell Hobbs at my school, and I knew someone who went to school with a Tommy Gunn.

I had a boss by the name of Alan D'Eath and one day I had to arrange a meeting between him and Keith Slaughter. Just the two of them - no War or Famine.

We had a Fergus Miles Wheatley at school

or Fergus Smiles Sweetly as we called him.

I used to work with someone called Debbie Vial, on a medicine counter

I think that if your surname is Sprout you should avoid naming your son Russell.

And your daughter Teresa if you are a Green.

Ryan Maiden

Judith Priest works for the same company as me...

More recently though and this is possibly just a Scottish thing, but I get really annoyed by people who give their kids stupidly Scottish names.

..as do Ronald MacDonald and Donald MacSporran. I shit you not.

I now remember; I worked with Wayne Gurr, and he hated me...

Not as much as I hated him tho. And yes was... total and utter

I've encountered Chew Poon. I also spent a summer working with a Mick Hunt and have a best mate named Sparksman, he's an electrician.

Oh, and Fanny Forest is on my fb, but she's French where these things aren't funny.

British Olympic horse riding hopeful Piggy French, spotted it on the TV last summer and couldn't quite believe it.

Ryan Maiden and Judith Priest are brilliant.

We need a Napalm D'Eath

British Olympic horse riding hopeful Piggy French, spotted it on the TV last summer and couldn't quite believe it.

Its a nickname, her proper name is Georgina, but there's still plenty of horsey folk with daft names, usually Bunny or Twink.

We need a Nathan D'Eath

This might be more likely...

I know a boy called Ray Gunn.

I know a boy called Ray Gunn.

http://www.facebook.com/ronald.raygun.1?ref=tn_tnmn

my sister is a. dick

but in real life she's a lovely person, and i love her to bits

I worked doing the census for a bit a few years ago. Came across some immense names.

A standout few.

Preeti Hedge, Anal Power, Dr Ipshita Sen*

*May only be understood by Yorkshirefolk

I work in payroll for a hospital, some cracking names.
My fave is Fanny Lanny (she married into it too)

Good mate from school was Jeremy dick. Not funny in it's self, but his older brother was Simon (aka. semen) Dick, and sister was Olivia (aka I-love-ya) Dick. Great humour when we were 15yo.

The Chase Fanny Chmelar incident - YouTube

I work with an Addisson Lee. Previous clients have included Marvellous Spraggings and Dick Steyn.

Of course, you cant touch Randy Bumgardner.

Randy's a great name. I knew of a Randy Cow.

Judith Priest works for the same company as me...

..as do Ronald MacDonald and Donald MacSporran. I shit you not.

Hehehe. Excellent.

Just been told of a Randy Bush at Network Rail.

Not that silly, but I love determinist names.

Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster, like he wasn't going to be in the army.

Also, Rem Koolhaas, the architect. Kool. Haas. Of course.