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  • My middle name is Duke.

  • You are John Wayne AICM£5.

  • Surprised on one has mentioned most of the names on lfgss

  • Many years ago someone presented an e-commerce platform to my company. Their flagship customer was a now defunct website called Justballs.com - they sold sporting equipment. The man presenting the software? Bo Huge-Jensen. Bo Huge-Jensen presenting Justballs.com.

    Truth > fiction.

  • At school we had Willy Leeks and Ryan Maiden. And Conrad Steele.

    A customer once phoned me at work and when I took his name he said (try to imagine an Alan Partridge voice)
    *Mister Badcock, that's B-A-D, C-O, C-K... Badcock. *

  • I know a bloke called Richard Leeks. He has a very large and successful furniture business based on Curtain road. I think some forumungers may well know him (creative types Dahling). I love calling him Dicki when he calls.

  • My favourite recent work name is a Mr Ram Manan. Oh how I laughed.

  • Ahahaha! My new favourite thread.

    I've worked with a Kelvin Mangaroo and a Sunday Oboe.

    Was recently served in a fast food restaurant by Man Yu.

  • The Green Party's Councillor Kitkat in Brighton

    Holly Aurelius-Haddock used to edit a food magazine I contributed to

  • I had a cheque signed by a Mr Bellringer, tall eccentric type, I jovially asked if he had ever rung bells, he looked at me oddly and said of course he had, it was his pastime.

    And I heard of a guy years ago, a grave digger if I recall. His first name was Roman, and his surname had 13 letters, none of them vowels, so he changed it by deed poll to Remains. His girlfriend Helen (Smith I think) not to be outdone changed her surname to Highwater

  • Bach would have sufficed.

  • I used to live with a girl called Kandee Hard.

  • Man in the Shell garage in Walthamstow, A. Shyte.

  • ^csb

    Once, stoned, long time ago, looked through the Southampton phonebook for laughs and instantly discovered A.Squirrel who we then prank called for a long time. Probably too long.

    upset him so much he ran in the road, was hit by a bike and got stuck in the forks

    you have a lot to answer for

  • In Toronto, Yorkville Area, we did a shoot for a plastic surgeon...

    His main 'speciality' back then, was extending the male member...

    Dr Stubbs, learned, and used a procedure developed by
    Mr Long, and
    Mr Dong in China...

  • Used to work in a company with a guy call Jack Daniels, which is just cruel parenting.

    However, there's woman who works in our American office called Jessica Ramms-Beavers. I can only assume she's part of our 'care in the community' corporate social responsibility program as no-one can be that stupid, surely?

  • At school we had a teacher called Miss Fudge....at the same time as the TV advert for Cadbury's Fudge "A finger of fudge is just enough to give the kids a treat"....oh how we laughed!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9W4rhhEq_U

  • Had a French teacher called Miss Tite. When she returned from her honeymoon, she was Mrs Fox.

  • I used to have a dentist called Dr.Farmer, amused me when I was younger!

  • My dad used to have a colleague called Gaynor Herring :-D

  • Had a French teacher called Miss Tite. When she returned from her honeymoon, she was Mrs Fox.

    My old head of year in year 9 was an attractive lady called Ms Bush. Which was funny back then.

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People with silly and / or stupid names

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