Asspokkalyppzze Naoowww... HHSBz Slide to Brighton - 19th May 2012

Angel tube before 9 for 9am departure

1. apolloxl
   
2. Sweaty
   3.roymund
   4.B0N0R
   5.oliverball
   

^ + Eamsey and Spotter I think..

Woohoo, I got the 1000th post!

1000 posts and you lot still haven't been for a bike ride yet. Fuck me.

HH is all chat

defintely out... My groin hurts...

I'll be at Angel before 9.

Just to prove to malaysian that my bedwetting was ensured from the very start...

Ugh I'm putting my name on the list but there is a 75% chance I will not come because last time I wanted to throw myself into the gutter and cry

1. Malaysian - Hipster Tats
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2. scoot - hipster tats AND hipster hats
   

Right route uploaded and Garmin charged, it's oooooon!

21metresperhour average then yeah?

^ + Eamsey and Spotter I think..

Yup I'll be there Eamsey has my number if there's a problem

Just to prove to malaysian that my bedwetting was ensured from the very start...

75%/=ensured!

You've got to read between the lines...I was never going to come, I just wanted to feel like I was part of the gang :'(

Right route uploaded and Garmin charged, it's oooooon!

21metresperhour average then yeah?

Jeez! Why so slow dude? Tom 6pt will be disappoint son.

Good news tho- Laners going so he'll be up the front with you. Hopefully on the spok

Yes peoples, sunshine forecast... Praise jeebus!

http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/weather/uk/se/brighton_forecast_weather.html

Awesome news dude! Ill still miss my partner in crime tho!

Jeez! Why so slow dude? Tom 6pt will be disappoint son.

Good news tho- Laners going so he'll be up the front with you. Hopefully on the spok

ironic smiles!

Will be setting off from hipster Dalston in 5 minutes

Leaving shortly, hopefully be angel just before 9. If you are gone I will follow

out. Have fun.

Me and mrs old skool sat outside costa. Forever alone together.jpg

any crashes yet?

Hope you're having fun out there guys. I had to bail as my knee hasn't healed up enough from my crash last week. Gutted.

pre-emptive crash?

I'm on my stealth CNC whip (walking stick), but cannot catch up with the peloton.

any punctures?

^^^ No. Snapped chain = cracked helmet, ripped jersey, bent wheel, stitched and glued knee, no riding and no HHSB goodness. :(

fuck me, just got an sms, the hip hop slow bike ride has just got to the top of ditchling!

i reckon they have slained their shoreditch poodles all the way there, no riding at all