Liar's Wednesday

this thread is even more successful than last wednesday

I love my job.

I can't bear the prospect of moving away.

she took the job then ?
what will you do with yourself
lots of long camel rides into the desert ?

She did. At the moment I'm "the driver". I have a few leads and will probably end up sorting something out when I get there.

this thread was a great success.

Hummus is the correct spelling of the word Houmous.

Cheese causes cancer.

Onion causes cancer.

Cheese and onion cures cancer.

as does walkers crisps

When Earnest Hemmingway first submitted his novel For whom the bell tolls to his publishers in 1940, there was debate over whether the alternateve title Who does the bell toll for should be used, but in the end Hemmingway decided it didn't have the same ring to it.

If you skid through a tyre you can just turn it inside out and it'll last just as long as a new one.

Aldous Huxley first entitled the 'Doors of Perception" as the "Windows of opportunity", and a time traveller arrived one night in the middle of one of Aldous' trips and shit him
up enough and told him to think of Jim's career

An early video of Oliver Schick before he took up cycling.
He's quite ashamed of it nowadays, so don't ask him.
0:32 and 3:10

Front 242 on MTV 120 Minutes (1) - YouTube

Che Guevara was in fact influenced by the late great Wolfie Smith , leader of feared and often ridiculed Tooting Popular Front

If you stand on one foot with your arms spread wide, close your eyes, then very carefully lift your foot off the floor, you will float effortlessly across the room.

The new iPhone 5 out today will be the best phone ever made

The new iPhone will have a hologram screen. R2D2, C3PO and Carrie Fisher will be special guests at the launch party.

The Pelican Brief was not in fact anything to do with spying,
It was a design brief for Bird smalls/underwear, in order to spots the flying rats shitting on people

the queues outside regents street apple store for the new iphoney reach as far as junction 5 on the M1 already

"The Pelican Brief" was originally titled "The Peli".

well known show biz hedonist and ole rip Zoe Ball's father, "think of a number' Johnny, is actually autistic

Gibbons are only called gibbons when they are up a tree.

On the ground they are called 'gibboffs'

Hence the phrase "Waxing Gibbous", for the phase of the moon that causes Gibbons to fall out of trees, after pupating, and turning into the hairless Gibboff.

Gibboeuf for the more heavily built ones