Liar's Wednesday

but it's not weds

tish boom boo

clear nail varnish makes ideal tipp-ex for ghosts

It's impossible to take a picture of a priest, as they refract light differently.

Art Garfunkel's pet name for Paul Simon is 'the little talent'
That's also the name he has given his own penis

Kurt Cobain has been working as a hairdresser in Istanbul since 1997.

75% of all pigeons are actually chickens in drag

snails are buzzard larvae.

The supergroup Cream toured briefly under the name Manrump before changing their name.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTtDbyQTQV0

Do I get a prize?

Yes, you have won a speedboat.

It is said that Papa Dels pizzeria provides the best, speediest, cheery table service in all the land...

The Dimblebee Bros started their professional careers as a kind of pro-type Chuckle Brothers act in
down at heel seaside resorts and Mitcham Borough Council's Christmas Panto

If you hollowed out Jeremy Paxman's head, it would be long enough to make a two man canoe with space left over for a small dog.

Andrew Marr started out as a small dog
Due to an accident no to dissimilar to what happened to the fella in David Kronenburgs 'The Fly', 'cept
with a jack russel, not a fly
Poor Mr Marr still retains dogs ears to this present day

The fossil record shows that millions of years ago, humans walked exclusively on their hands, and actually talked out of their arses, using their feet only for shelter from the sun and rain

That's modern day Australians you're thinking of.

'huggy bear' is actually a stand up member of his community an only assumes his 'pimpin' grass' persona on a Friday
and Saturday night to be 'down wid da kidz'

stones roses playing a small free gig in warrington tonight

would I lie to you?

An Ocelot is called so because they oscillate with a high frequency regularly

stones roses playing a small free gig in warrington tonight

oh shit i wasn't lying

This thread is very successful.

semen and mucus form a two part adhesive of comparible strength to epoxy.