Liar's Wednesday

The Mcdonalds ad where the fella says "fillet of fish for my wife" has a subliminal hidden meaning

Blue Monday lost money for every copy it sold.

"how does it feel?"

Mariella Frostrup doesn't get turn on by pretending the paparazzi are chasing her round the bedroom
when she's in the mood

The Human League started out as a five-a-side soccer team.

Ken Dodd is a nonce and used to tamper with the 'Diddy Man Dem'

Katy Perry changed her name from Katrina Perestroika as she thought it might go against her in the lucrative US market

Most male hairdressers embark on their chosen professions as heterosexuals.

Studies have shown nitric acid in barbicide reacts with Hydrogen Peroxide to produce Di-nitryl Peroxygen, which can activate the G2-E gene responsible for many homosexual traits. The activation of this gene can take several years, though early indicators are wearing tight red trousers, and the use of the word darling.

Submarines were originally intended to be filled with a lighter-than-air gas and used as airships.

The amazing opportunity to link the Olympics and corporate sponsorship is really whetting my appetite with all these great adverts. Now they are so regular i really really can't wait for the Olympics to start....

^ I also care who wins each and every one of the events. I have trained myself in ninjitsu. Should anyone try and interfere with my television during the 'lympics, I will fuck them up, big styley.

Russel Grant is ringside at the olympics

If global temperature increases by any more than 3.2 degrees, the mass sweating caused will introduce further pollutants into the atmosphere, initiating a feedback circle that could lead to the average temperature rising exceed 58 degrees in less than 48 hours.

Emily Brontë's 'Wuthering Heights' was the first ever novel to employ the semi-colon within prose.

Emily Brontë's 'Wuthering Heights' was the first ever novel to employ the semi-colon within prose.

• English* novel. It had been used regularly in German prose from as far back as the middle ages. It's use there was, however, somewhat different as it signified a much longer pause, specifically to allow the reader to have a number of high strength beers and pick a fight with the neighbouring city state. In German it was known as an umlout.
  

umlout stems from the word mumlout,
used to the describe the old rotters who lived on the North Peckham Estate in dickensian time

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Tennis was originally intended as a means of determining the density of potatoes.

There's no such thing as gravity, only anti-gravity, and the lovely images taken by the Hubble deep-sea telescope are infact of multi-coloured bio-luminescent ameoba.

Beetroot are living creatures, much like corals. They have a single tentacle they use to seduce worms and millipedes before digesting them with a prehensile stomach - the vilic acid used for this is what gives them their distinctive colour.

If you pedal really hard, you can ride a bike with a coaster brake backwards.

clipless pedals were developed from 17th century battle stirrups that allowed the rider to bunnyhop his horse over obstacles in the heat of battle.

Tioga tension-discs are made by genetically modified spiders.

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I don't see what you did there.

crows can fashion tools from wire using a small stone.