Liar's Wednesday

Given the curve of the bend, a larger ear on the left hand side would optimise the air flow to ensure you ran faster.

see i knew i was right all along

The original term 'Bicycle' refered to the 3-monthly change in sexual orientation experienced by the court of George III, when the majority would start having same-sex relations.

I love getting soaked. The soggier the better.

John Regis has his right ear surgically reduced in size to enable him to run round the bend on the 200m slightly faster.

ahem left ear

If he had his left ear surgically reduced, his right ear would create disproportionate drag and hinder his corner running.

EDIT: Didn't read other people saying the same thing.

the added turbulence created from the unequal pressures would cause his body to gyrate at 32.6hz making him orgasm instantly

the added turbulence created from the unequal pressures would cause his body to gyrate at 32.6hz making him orgasm instantly

1) Check out his tiny right ear.

2) Thats his O face.

During rush hour, on the london underground, there are 68% more people using the District line than people who give a shit about the 2012 olympic games

Jack White, of The White Stripes fame, runs an antique upholstery business on the side.

I heard he also dabbles in freelance exorcisms for people haunted by ghostcats

Jack White, of The White Stripes fame, runs an antique upholstery business on the side.

I heard he also dabbles in freelance exorcisms for people haunted by ghostcats

The difference is...

Marmite is actually made from the mites from Andrew Marr's ears

Marmite is actually made from the mites from Andrew Marr's ears

I just made a loud snorty splutter in a very quiet office...

Excellent work.

In times of drought or emergency a baby gorilla can live on its mothers snot for up to 14 days.

The average portion of gorilla snot contains more vitamin C than an orange or portion of Brocolli, and more folic acid than liver.

Ray mears
full o' shit
can't last more than 2 days with out assorted chutneys and the occasional rambutan

I love getting soaked. The soggier the better.

Hmm.

Hmm.
So wasn't meant in a rude way!

all of this

Vendor prosecuted for making fake fur coats.

A gentlemans' barber in Kensington, London, is today in court, with allegedly making fake fur coats. He is said to have used clippings from his exclusive barbers shop to manufacture female fur coats and stoles.

One particular coat, 3/4 length, sold as Sheared Beaver, was reportedly made from the hair of a specific Japanese gentleman with a magnificent plumage.

The fraud was only discovered when the coat developed dandruff.

The court will hear specific DNA evidence this afternoon.

Milan is a truly beautiful city.

Getting properly fitted to my bike and doing some fettling will make me a stronger cyclist and make me a kick ass hill climber.

The Gentleman Barber faces further charges and face an inquirey from the
General Medical Council for passing of schnide 'merkin's' or vaginal wigs.
The packet states they are made from hair recycled from Brazilian waxes,
dna testing found the hair to be feline, from the pet barbers round the corner .
Kensingtons transexuall community doesn't know which way to turn as a result.

Everything is beautiful, and nothing hurts

Milan is a truly beautiful city.

Ha, if only....

bacon is in fact composed of the vast amounts of dead flesh cut from the forehead of rupert murdoch, gently basted with cat bile

Fish Fingers are actually fingers of fish.
The reason no one ever sees a fish with fingers is because capn birdseye got there first.