Liar's Wednesday

I am not a cunt.

But Terry Dolan is.

humming birds have no feet

Humbelievable.

i just won a helicopter in our company's easter raffle

Humbelievable.

Humbrolenamel

i just won a helicopter in our company's easter raffle

is it a computer generated one like that?

hey, i can see no pixels in that photo

liar

Aircraft thread >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

There is no aircraft thread, this is a cycling forum.

Oi, what's going on here? It's not Wednesday.

no you are correct due to the leap millenium scientists have invented a new day to account for the 24hrs that we have lost due to the slowing of the planets rotation

today is cusimundoesday ( named after the scientists who predicted it back in 800BC ) it only happens once every millenium

Yesterday I didnt twat the kerb in me dad's car and have to fork out £40 for a new tyre.

Forty quid for a new tyre? Where do you buy tyres from?

It must be a 2cv

used remoulds

you know how bees make honey, right? well, marmite comes from wasps

And spiders make gravy

And spiders lactate gravy

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And spiders make gravy

and earwigs make chutney

I have never 'followed through' and put a 'walnut whip ' in me calvin's whilst 3 sheets to the wind

^ being an endomologyst i thought you would know better that than spotter, it's picallili they make not chutney

Being an entomologist I DO know better, you're thinking of woodlice

As an autodidact ignorant of your debate, you're wrong and I'm always right.

Autocorrect on Iphones is responsible for 74% of all relationship break-ups

Hardly. Spiders are all male.

Not in Spain.