Liar's Wednesday

a fishermans friend cannot be trusted around kids

Littlewoods started as a wholesale importer of bonsai trees.

Mothers from Northumberland recognise their children by height and weight, not necessarily by their facial characteristics.

Dragging this bad boy up in anticipation, expecting a little flurry round midnight. Get thinking chaps.

This thread is as good this Wednesday as it was last Wednesday.

Toblerones are illegal in 12 states in America due to being considered 'deadly weapons'

Cork floor tiles can be ground up and used as a thickening agent in soups and stews.

Stanley knives are so called in honour of prince Stanley Gutwerp of bavaria who was murdered with a concealed razorblade by anarchists.

Evans (org. Efans and sons) set up in 1876 in Carmarthen, originally sold tractors. It was only when bough over by Chris Evans in the late 90s when it turned its attention to bicycles.

People care greatly what edscoble has to say

Guinness is made from soil

Soil is made of crumbs and pocket fluff.

from dinosaurs millions of years ago

Soil is made of crumbs and pocket fluff.
and worm poo

jedhemsley is a worthy member of this forum.

I am not a cunt.

I wonder what stickers Dammit will put on his bicycle wheels?

I am not a cunt.

edscoble has worked this thread out

the will be no wars in the future

and pepper corns are actually clinkers from the arse-cracks of' ' battery ' bred Ewoks from a farm near romford

It's not Wednesday any more.

It's still wednesday.

Nicely done Em.

in 1973 48% of the (male) population of London was named Dirk.
in 2010 is was only 13%

humming birds have no feet