Liar's Wednesday

The Doors invented Marks and Spencer?

Something like that I think that because the BBC now owns Wikipedia they are not allowed to mention brand names.

I'm pretty sure you will find out that it was Van Morrison who set up Morrisons. He's originally from Bradford.

He also invented the delivery van.

He also invented the delivery van.

Yes, but it was actually created by a panel including Van Morrison and Edward Holden (Amanda Holden's grandfather) recruited by Australian government in need of ute for farmers. Hence the name panel van in England.

Ohhhhhh I see

Whenever an Eddie Stobart van and a Norbert Dentressangle van meet, they have fight to the death.
They do this by either by playing chicken or by pulling into the motorway services where the drivers fight with long Highlander swords to the death. They keep these swords locked in a box behind the relaxing tiger rug/Confederate flag/Nudie calendar that they keep pinned behind their seats.

Dr Oetker was actually a practicing GP before a massive stroke left him unable to work a prescription pad and pen

Dr Oetker was actually a practicing GP before a massive stroke left him unable to work a prescription pad and pen

Big lolz! Dr Oetker has always been viewed with sinister suspicion in the Lucifer household!

Glad you cleared that up.

The Episcopal Church of Nigeria actually counts newly ordained ministers in Dr Revs per hour.

The band 'Flock of Seagulls' got their name from when they used to hang about seaside towns, screaming madly into people's faces and stealing their chips.

The fucking stupid hair came much later on.

No, hair came first. people in Blackpool would shout "Flock off, seagulls!" after seeing those ponces.

Go on, son, flock off! Chop chop. There you go.

No, hair came first. people in Blackpool would shout "Flock off, seagulls!" after seeing those ponces.

Go on, son, flock off! Chop chop. There you go.

Oliver wants to watch his back, with those sorts of puns being bandied about!

The car maker Bentley, part of the Volkswagen Group, was created by Walter Owen Fentley in 1919. It was renamed WO Bentley only few years later, because customers always misheard owner's name.

I'm giving my 'whips' away free

Kinky.

And generous.

Last night I registered at KinkySallon dot com.
That's 2012 for me.

thursday and we're still lying
if I lie everyday

does that make me a conservative?

if I lie everyday does that make me a conservative?

No*.

*Damn well still lying...

thursday and we're still lying
if I lie everyday

does that make me a conservative?

It's not Thursday.

It's still Wednesday.

(See how it works?)

mmmmmmm winklesisters

Nah, just the one'll do fine.

Kinky.

And generous.

I'm keeping the gymp suit

wait for the 'gympy tuesday' thread

Wikipedia was established in 2001 to publish leaks from a real encyclopaedia.

wikipedia publishes a whole variety of vegetables other than leaks, grown in a greenhouse

Jimmy Wales is in fact a direct descendant of the feared wild west newsagent robber / ferret breeder the 'outlaw' Josie Wales, and their distant inbred cousin, the 'prince' of wales

Rumbelows is a curious gastric disturbance caused by the excessive imbibence of a sailor's favourite tipple. As the alcohol hits the duodenum the whole muscular cavity convulses, producing a low growling sound, and even the occasional effervescent vapour from the sufferers lips.

An electrical and televisual rental establishment that ran from 1969 to 1995 named themselves after this curious biological phenomena, because telly is little more than bright, glowing, noisy shite, belched into the faces of unwary individuals whether they wanted it to happen or not.