Liar's Wednesday

London's longest thoroughfare, Bulbouscunt Crescent NW1 is a whopping 7 light years in length.

well known ski jump failure and all round buffoon 'eddy the eagle' Edwards is a top dog in the C I A

Scoble's debut album, in 2002, was not as successful as predicted.

WankyPeadoah: How big is my home planet?

The circumference of the earth used to be measured using black ocelots harvested from the jaws of death, but accuracy was a bit off. in 1890 Sir Bagwan De Pooklerumper Smythe a French aristocrat of questionable birth devised a unique method using only Irish emigrants trousers. By 1960 however the Larger Hellride Colostomy was dug around the perifery of Patterson mountain [a previously private redidence of the Marquis De Rich] 500 Cubits long, the Coloster gave accuracies of nearlt 20% more acuracte thean the previous precision of the Trouser now superseded by the Massive Hairy Arsehole [MHA] a scientific instrument where coffee costs less that light.
Circumference of earth = £350.

I'm having 2 lovely hot birds, for dinner, tonight.

pistanator rocks

that may actually be true

I'm having 2 lovely hot birds, for dinner, tonight.

A single cold chicken, washed in the sweet brine of your own tears again, nuknow?

The reflection you see in a good, flat mirror is you as you would have looked 4 months ago.

GL repped

Our great leader the right honerable sir lord prince David McCameron is a poor as a church mouse's shoe boy

Dogs can't look up

The queen has promised that if elton john makes it to 100 he shall be made queen for the day

celery is a formidable chess opponent

I'm Dancing James.

brilliant

mahatma gandhi dances a furious polka

Tom cruise is an openly gay woman.

Chaz Michael Michaels Is Figure Skating

repped.

BodieandDoyle is actually 37th in line to the throne but too shy to admit it.

And General Lucifer is his half brother.

i have three legs

Newborn snakes suck on their mum's milk for 18 months - almost as long as humans, yet they become sexually active only six months later if it's winter, or three months if summer.

BodieandDoyle is actually 37.