Liar's Wednesday

The hardest thing in British waterways at the moment is the Kray fish.

carp are nice people

The hardest thing in British waterways at the moment is the Kray fish.

yes, they extort you then bum you

Helicopters - Machines with blades for cutting air

Cee Lo Green is actually a semi aquatic pinniped, closely related to manitee and dugong.
When he's not warbling on about how loads of lasses fancy him and dressing like an utter bulb, he spends his time gently grazing on the lush sea grass surrounding his natural habitat and suckling his young with thick nutritious milk.

Better never than late.

Cow milk is more nutritious than goat milk. Not sure about the swine one, though.

The Eden Project actually hides an underground base where pigeons are breeding and training the young, it is expected that they will form some sort of terrorist attack on the underground during the Olympics, the government is aware of this happening and as payment to keep it quiet they have been given dates and times that this will happen, so when Mr. Cameron goes on holiday, everybody evacuate. The end of the world in December this year has been made up to distract us from whats really happening.

George 'dubya' Bush can think for himself

The Lake District is larger then England, Ireland, Scotland and Wales put together

rupert murdoch is being victimized

Scoble is actually the second coming of christ but when he got here he decided he was an atheist and that he liked bikes too much so permanently postponed the aspokalypse.

Manufacturers of bicycle components, notably headset spacers, allow for a 1% variance in their annual revenue forecasts to account for the "Scoble" effect. Their internal product teams represent 26% of all anonymous browsing on the forum.

Dennis is Wise.

most bikes are actually made in a factory in dunstable

Chaz Michael Michaels Is Figure Skating

Boom.

I'm soooo getting lucky tonight.

nuknow is from spain and cant actually ride a bike

Nuknow is actually the Nuno who was in Extreme and wrote the song "More than words".

Fucken' classic

All of the 'Kentucky Fried Chicken' consumed in the UK is imported by airship from Kentucky, Ukraine. It contains no chicken whatsoever.

The Bettencourt family coat of arms is two fat hippies rampant on a field of FOFFA rejects

McDonalds actually only started using potatoes in their fries in 1993. Prior to that they used the hard skin.

The Bettencourt family coat of arms is two fat hippies rampant on a field of FOFFA rejects

Nuno's legs (no bullshit)

Biggles had a hit record in 1915 called 'Radio killed the Gramophone Star.'

It was plagiarised by a nincompoop sixty five years later.

Kenco was founded by Roger Co