Liar's Wednesday

All installation-art is beneficial and cost-effective.

The catholic Church banned the use of mobile phones till 1996

Bollocks! You can use them, but you have to switch them off before prayer and you're not allowed to use vibrate mode.

Conceptual art is the only sustainable form of modern art acceptable by vegans.

I truly love my job and my boss is the most intelligent and wonderful man alive, my co-workers are akin to a choir of angels and I will work there until i die or longer if possble

The Gherkin is London's last disused missile silo.

E=mc³

Mandibular joint problems are caused thanks to an excessive drinking of milk.

Ghosts are just souls browsing the land of the living without logging on.

But, drinking a lot of milk will not help to grow your teeth.

Paul Gascoigne is Bamber Gascoigne's son.

Micheal Fish has an exciting , hedonistic lifestyle

Paul Gascoigne's family is in Britain since Norman invasion and descends from Duke of Aquitaine and Marquis of Guyenne.

Graham Norton is married to Edward Norton

Noel Edmonds Ghost writes all Downton Abby

'The Hoff' is a RADA graduate, and the lyrical Jessie James when it comes to singing

The Tate modern has paid £37,000,000 for a bit of wall that Banksy hasn't painted on

Tito Jackson killed Michael because he was jealous of this nice pink arse.

Jessie J's music is all written by Bob Dylan's Cousin Alf

Obesity is on the rise.
Dwarfism is falling.

Hippy has Fat people have been eating dwarves.

Rick Gervais must have a thing about the vertically challenged
He appeared before the Beak at Gt Marlborough St Magistrates today, charged with handling swollen goods and inappropriate conduct
after being caught in a public loo with a piece of halibut and a small Filipino

Nobody can accurately explain how an airbus A300 actually can fly

bollocks! You can use them, but you have to switch them off before prayer and you're not allowed to use vibrate mode.

lol.

This thread is as amusing as General Lucifer hoped.

:-]

the only way to neutralize bombdogs is by spraying them in a resin coating which hardens instantly to contain any explosion

There is a gold lining on the inside of the tubes on a carbon bike. Cut it open and see.