Liar's Wednesday

Graham Norton hasn't actually dead.

Elephants use the thorns of the akisha tree to pierce their ears, they're the only animal the makes jellery

Gary Glitter is a sympathetic and considerate lover

Sandy Toksvig once drop kicked a Guinea Pig at a barbeque

Sandi Toksvig is really swedish, denmark just paid her to say she was from there once she became famous

Nelson Mandela invented the wrestling move the "Half Nelson" while incarcerated during Apartheid.

^^ That's actually true. She is very self aware that she throws like a girl and so drop kicks most things the need to be tossed, passed or exchanged

lord adonis held the converted body building 'mr universe' title from 1989-1992

Shania Twain is Jasper Carrott's cousin.

Buildings in the French capital are starting to look really shit, inside and out. Some have even been completely eroded away, all because of an upsurge in demand for plaster of Paris, Sacha Distel reported today.

Gary Rhodes and Gary Barlow are the same person, he just styles his hair different so you dont notice

some swimming pools contain an agent that when mixed with urine, turns the water red so that the guilty swimmers can be caught and sentanced to a long and painful death

windows vista is just windows XP running a fancy skin

Human teeth were once situated in the rectum. The whole digestive tract has evolved to work in the opposite direction since we stopped walking on all fours.

The stapler was invented by Lord Archer, before that you had to hit them in with a special staple hamer

Kool Moe Dee penned the John Barnes rap in New Order's "World in Motion"

The catholic Church banned the use of mobile phones till 1996

sometimes, right, I can fly

Human teeth were once situated in the rectum. The whole digestive tract has evolved to work in the opposite direction since we stopped walking on all fours.

is this where the phrase 'shit eating grin ' comes from?

sausages are vile, nasty creatures

South Korea is just North Korea on it's holidays.

Without googling I'm not funny.

Everyone's getting into liar's Wednesday

All my knowledge is from Wikipedia.

Cambodian long coat gibbons are the only apes without an opposite thumb.