Liar's Wednesday

Man really did land on the moon

Cars don't go anywhere, it's actually the road that moves....

http://www.lfgss.com/thread8762.html

There's no strike against SOPA - it's a media blackout imposed by Israel, the US and UK following a nuclear attack on Iran. True fact.

The current Guinness world record for 'kicking an otter's face off' is currently held by Sue Lawley, however it is being challenged this very evening by Tharg Gruunholm of Oslo. Tharg's technique differs from Lawley's mainly in that he will use diving flippers for greater contact area.

Norris macwhirter confirms that Lawley's record is in jeopardy, as Gruunholm practices daily using a sand filled sock with googly eyes suspended from a washing line.

Lawley has written Gruunholm off as 'just another wannabe' stating that his flippers will cause excessive scampering and a possible otter stampede.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNmBAUyy7Go

Scoble's epic mark all as read jape-fest yesterday was actually designed to crash the Virgin Media fibre optic backbone, thus allowing him to launch his own devastating "man in the middle" attack on all Virgin Media interwebz customers and steal their bank and credit card information.

Fortunately, as we all know, Mr Scoble has a hard time dealing with tenses and made similar mistakes when he was writing the code in order to set up his own network to replace the downed Virgin Media one and therefore only succeeded in ballsing up Virgin Media. Oh well.

Pheasant does, and always has, begins with a handshake

Paul Simon is the only Jewish Member of the US Neo Nazi Movement

I completed the Richmond Park 3 lap challenge on a unicycle in under an hour

Post 85 is truth.[/QUOTE]

No its not

John Williams classic film score for jaws is based on the rhythm of a sharks heartbeat

I'm unsubscribing from this thread.

I was tynan.

I tried being Balki, once.

Jesus saves.

Betty's famous hotpot in Coronation Street was actually served with real stolen cannabis

Violinist Nigel Kennedy traps his prey by placing a cheese and pickle sandwich on his chin and lying very still

Constant downhill doesn't actually work.

If you try to create antigravity by spinning multiple cats with their legs pointing outwards, all you get is dizzy cats.

Cheese grows on the backs of hedgehogs.
When this was first revealed to the public people would go on hoghunts to catch the dairy blighters.
Once one was caught, a celebratory party would be thrown and the hedgehog would be covered in foil, with only the spines exposed, with the cheese still attached.
Occasionally these spines would be adorned with pineapple add flair, and cherrys stabbed into the hedgepigs eyes.

pictorial evidence:
http://katyboo1.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/pineapplehedgehog2.jpg

If you punch a girl in the boob she will get breast cancer.

If she punches you in the boob within 5 seconds you get the cancer (this where the 5 second rule comes from)

The running man was originally meant to be a futuristic adaptation of Jack Kerouacs "On the road"

The music combo 'The Dandy Warhols' were named 'The Randy Arseholes', 'The Ghandi Tongue Holes', 'The Handy Nick Knowles' and 'The Bandy Horse Foals' before settling on their present name.

Jacques Cousteau was killed in a diving accident in 1974. The emerging scuba companies, worried about the negative press and the impact on their industry, secretly replaced him with a well paid double. The double, from the Alsace-Lorraine region of France, was called Alphonse Wasser.

Jules Holland can't actually play the piano, he's just very skilled at miming

Boats don't float, its just that water is afraid of the concave nature of them and repel them.
When a boat sinks, its because the water got a bit braver.