Liar's Wednesday

EEI is actually dancing james.

The London 2012 Olympics will actually take place in Milton Keynes.

When wikipedia comes back online, I will check all of these.

Kirsty Wark DJs Dubstep at the Purple Turtle on alternate Wednesdays.

Good luck with the Olympics. Wikipedia didn't apply for a licence from LOCOG and therefore is not allowed to use word "olympics", "games" nor display the logo on their page.

[citation needed] is a synonym for FNORD.

The teats of a lady snake are permanently engorged, tumescent and throbbing with milk. Members of the Python family have such high intra-mammary pressure that they can hover (citation req) on jets of expelled milk when alarmed.

Usually carried out under the cover of darkness, milking a snake can be a dangerous task, but is not without it's rewards, as the creamy jets contain a licorice flavour which is delicious on cereal. A heavily embroidered eiderdown is first cast over the snake, temporarily causing confusion before the handler or 'juggler' attempts contact.

The greatest importers of snake milk are the Inuit people of Greenland, mainly due to them not having any snakes of their own. "We ain't got no bloody snakes 'ere, you see" said Tharg Gruunholm, the Inuit ambassador.

Sandi Toksvig and Sue Lawley declined to comment, though Lawley did mention, off the record that "Gruunholm's a git"

Babies are born with gills.

Gillian McKeith (or to use her full academic title, Dr. Gilian McKeith M.D) is a respected medical professional and dietician.

The teats of a lady snake are permanently engorged, tumescent and throbbing with milk. Members of the Python family have such high intra-mammary pressure that they can hover (citation req) on jets of expelled milk when alarmed.

Usually carried out under the cover of darkness, milking a snake can be a dangerous task, but is not without it's rewards, as the creamy jets contain a licorice flavour which is delicious on cereal. A heavily embroidered eiderdown is first cast over the snake, temporarily causing confusion before the handler or 'juggler' attempts contact.

The greatest importers of snake milk are the Inuit people of Greenland, mainly due to them not having any snakes of their own. "We ain't got no bloody snakes 'ere, you see" said Tharg Gruunholm, the Inuit ambassador.

Sandi Toksvig and Sue Lawley declined to comment, though Lawley did mention, off the record that "Gruunholm's a git"
Fantastic! Repped!

Elvis didn’t die on the crapper. He’s alive and well and living in Peckham.

Still in the crapper then:)

Controversial!

By putting the engines half ahead and convincing all the passengers to jump in the air simultaneously, it is possible to bunny-hop a cruise ship.

Near a tree by a river
There's a hole in the ground
Where an old man of saran
Goes around and around

^was written about my dad.

BodieandDoyle is actually 37.

Correct.

No one on this thread had anything more important to be doing today.

MENSA was founded by a goldfish.

^^trufax

When a boat capsizes captain will always fall into a rescue raft.

Mark Read's middle name is "All"

I am the walrus...

I am the egg man

Former professional footballer Dennis Wise owns a shop selling vintage door locks and other related Ironmongery in Westward Ho!.
He has called it "Antique Lock Wise".

Balki is a Larry The Cableman's cousin.

Balki is Larry Grayson.