Where are all the cool single guys in London?

there's some bollocks up there ^(some^^^, not balks or velocio or scoot...)

trying to be nice, or trying to be a dick, are both fails. if you gotta try and be someone else to make it work, it won't work. stop pretending, you might find someone who likes you.

Thats what I said Hoefla...if you want to meet that special person just be your confident self.

trying to be nice, or trying to be a dick, are both fails. if you gotta try and be someone else to make it work, it won't work. stop pretending, you might find someone who likes you.

Got wankered on pub crawl... molested random on dance floor - we've been together 5 years. #toofuckineasy

I don't even know what baby sham is, Diable. Remember I come from the land down under, where something something something and something something something.

fuck, i love

doubt, do not

If I be myself then I'll be forever alone. I'm getting near that now.

there's some bollocks up there ^(some^^^, not balks or velocio or scoot...)

The sex-marathon was bollocks. :(

Who's bollocks?

Sorry, typo... I meant it was THE BOLLOCKS!

I've been listening to a lot of Bobby Womack, as of late :/

To all you lover tonite

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbbZ_k1Z8gU

This man knows things

I don't even know what baby sham is, Diable. Remember I come from the land down under, where something something something and something something something.
Where beer does flow and men chunder.

Got wankered on pub crawl... molested random on dance floor - we've been together 5 years. #toofuckineasy

The rarely told story of how hippy and murtle started West beers...

there's some bollocks up there ^(some^^^, not balks or velocio or scoot...)

trying to be nice, or trying to be a dick, are both fails. if you gotta try and be someone else to make it work, it won't work. stop pretending, you might find someone who likes you.

Except chances are being yourself is what's keeping you single, try being someone better.

(that's the general "you", not having a go at you specifically hoefla.)

So I guess we should revise the advise to "Be confident and be yourself unless you are a wanker".

taking notes

So, it looks like I'm single again. And obese, and old, unemployed, broke single parent. Come at me, bro! Or sis.

^I still fancy your chances better than stonehedge.

What I'm looking for is someone with a detached house and a dad who likes to employ his daughter's (or son's - not fussy) boyfriends. As long as he doesn't run a take away.

you'll be looking for www.brewerymillionairesdaughtersdating .com

just hopes eei isn't tee total

he's a t-total bastard

Haha!

^I still fancy your chances better than stonehedge.

I'm a lone cowboy policing the frontiers of heterosexual singledom. I don't need a woman...